July 30th, 2021 by G.
Three crows met to brag on a fence rail.
“Friends,” said the first crow, “friends, I am a world class deceiver. I tell mostly truths, I work to get the details correct, and then I tell the Big Lie. So huge that no one can believe I would make it up entirely. They think there must be at least something there. I get experts, I get emotional narratives, I get ordinary people to come forward as witnesses. I have planned techniques and fallback positions for when people question the lie. I am one fine liar.” And perhaps the crow was telling the truth about himself, who knows.
“That approach is infantile,” said the second crow. “I don’t say untrue things at all. I just lie by omission. I will paint the victim as the aggressor by leaving out who struck first. I will get other groups to tell my lies for me, then I just quote them. It’s so professional, the way I do it.” Perhaps that crow was also telling the truth, who knows.
The third crow smirked. Finally he said, “I just lie. I tell big lies and little lies. I tell lies constantly. I contradict my former lies. I say whatever would be convenient at the moment. I contradict myself in the same sentence. If someone calls me on it, I lie and say I didn’t.”
“Hey,” one crow cawed to a nearby grazing cow. “Which one of us has the best approach to get you to believe stuff?”
The cow ignored them.