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The Killers’ Imploding the Mirage

July 31st, 2021 by John Mansfield

Last August the Killers released their sixth album, Imploding the Mirage, and since they couldn’t tour, they created a seventh that will be released in a couple weeks. There is a long, detailed essay on the Killers’ music with quotes and links that has been going through my head that will never be properly written, so I am going to dash off some thoughts with the time that I have. (more…)

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July 31st, 2021 15:38:22

Three Braggart Crows

July 30th, 2021 by G.

Three crows met to brag on a fence rail.

“Friends,” said the first crow, “friends, I am a world class deceiver.  I tell mostly truths, I work to get the details correct, and then I tell the Big Lie.  So huge that no one can believe I would make it up entirely.  They think there must be at least something there.  I get experts, I get emotional narratives, I get ordinary people to come forward as witnesses.  I have planned techniques and fallback positions for when people question the lie.  I am one fine liar.”  And perhaps the crow was telling the truth about himself, who knows.

“That approach is infantile,” said the second crow.  “I don’t say untrue things at all.  I just lie by omission.  I will paint the victim as the aggressor by leaving out who struck first.  I will get other groups to tell my lies for me, then I just quote them.  It’s so professional, the way I do it.”  Perhaps that crow was also telling the truth, who knows.

The third crow smirked.  Finally he said, “I just lie.  I tell big lies and little lies.  I tell lies constantly.  I contradict my former lies.  I say whatever would be convenient at the moment.  I contradict myself in the same sentence.  If someone calls me on it, I lie and say I didn’t.”

“Hey,”  one crow cawed to a nearby grazing cow.  “Which one of us has the best approach to get you to believe stuff?”

The cow ignored them.

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July 30th, 2021 06:27:41

No More Herd Dogs

July 29th, 2021 by G.

A certain lamb was being loaded onto a livestock trailer for the trip to the slaughterhouse.  As the tractor-trailer drove off, the lamb squirmed its way through the tightly pressed sheep to catch a glimpse out a ventilation hole, a glimpse of the pastures the lamb was leaving behind.

“At last, freedom at last,” the lamb exclaimed.  “No more fences, no more herd dogs!”

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July 29th, 2021 06:13:55

Sandcastles

July 26th, 2021 by G.


A boy built a sand castle on the beach to stand against the sea.  Every wave that ran far enough up the sand to reach it melted its walls and filled in the moat.  The only could keep up by furiously shoveling.  He fought for hours, deadly serious about his play the way a boy can be.  He kept the castle up and even grew it a little.  But when he left, he turned back for one more look.  He saw that the castle was already half melted away and waves coming in all the way to the horizon.

The boy was a man.   A hard-charging man with firms and farms and factories.  A subordinate came to him with a new enterprise proposal.  It would be delicate, complicated, amd maybe quite profitable.  “No,” the man said.  “No sandcastles.  Nothing you have to work at constantly or it will all fall apart.”

 

The man was old.  “They are all sandcastles,” he said.

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July 26th, 2021 07:48:40

Two Poems

July 26th, 2021 by G.

The Syllogism
by William Ellery Leonard 

All men are mortal. Death marks every zone,
His low white cities gleam in every land,
The king goes down with peasant hand in hand;
Death hath all earth, all seasons, for his own.

I am a man, somehow to stature grown,
Somehow (as all) with feet to walk the strand;
Somehow with eye to see and to command,
Somehow with heart to suffer all alone.

And I am mortal; I too must be gone,
From hill or meadow smit of flame and sky,
Or from the shadow with the shutter drawn–
And long a watcher of the stars am I,
A listener at the sea from dusk to dawn,
And need no schoolmen, Death, to prove it by.

Via.

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July 26th, 2021 06:52:46

More Wood, Less Fire

July 22nd, 2021 by G.

A worker put some wood into the furnace of an unlit boiler then tried to light it.

“What are you doing?”  his boss said.  “Studies show that there is a tight correlation between the amount of the wood and the heat of the fire.  Corporate wants us to do nothing but add more  wood.  Everything else is a waste of time.”

Moral:  You cannot start a fire by adding more wood.

Related: Light a Fire that will Never Go Out

 

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July 22nd, 2021 06:33:24

Earth’s Glories Pass Away

July 21st, 2021 by G.

Earth’s joys grow dim,

Its glories pass away.

I was walking along thinking about the quest for physical perfection.  Physical perfection might be too highfalutin’ a term.  I mean people trying to lose weight, put on some muscle, clean up their diet and so on.  What I was thinking is that a lot of people fail.  Losing weight is hard.  They get injured and cannot lift weights for awhile.  Or they have a surgery or get depressed.  Or they get old.  I know a man in wonderful physical shape who developed dementia and withered away.

So when you set out to better yourself physically you are setting out to a goal you cannot guarantee you will reach.  But some people do, the goal is at least possible, and that makes the effort itself worthwhile and in a technical sense glorious.

In fact, I mused, that’s true of any kind of glory.  If you were guaranteed to succeed it wouldn’t be glory.  No risk of failure, no glory.  But if success is impossible, its just vainglory.  There needs to be some chance of success.  At least one person you can point to who set out on the path and made it.

Ahem, the Spirit whispered.  Jesus Christ.

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July 21st, 2021 07:12:17

Contemplations on Progression

July 20th, 2021 by G.

This is a musing inspired by the recent three-part series on virtue sets and progression.

 

Part 1 was Virtue Upon Virtue.  There we discussed that your standard virtue set could be disassembled and we could see the four different parts as stages or levels.

Part 2 was In My Father’s House are Many Virtues.  There we tried to match the parts of a virtue set with the four afterlives and roughly succeeded.

Part 3, The Plan of Virtue, mapped the Plan of Salvation to the virtue types.

The Risks of Progression

he who sins against the greater light shall receive the greater condemnation

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July 20th, 2021 08:20:15

The Sower of Virtues

July 19th, 2021 by G.

Ramblings of a country pastor: The Frustrating Art of Sowing Seed

 

This is an add-on to the three-part Virtue series.

Part 1 was Virtue Upon Virtue.  There we discussed that your standard virtue set could be disassembled and we could see the four different parts as stages or levels.  Seen this way, they wouldn’t even necessarily be vices, if they were necessary parts of progression.

Part 2 was In My Father’s House are Many Virtues.  There we tried to match the parts of a virtue set with the four afterlives and roughly succeeded–in particular, its eerie how well the astronomical symbols for each of the afterlives works.  Outer Darkness = cool vice; the Celestial Kingdom = hot vice; the Terrestrial Kingdom = cool virtue; and the Celestial Kingdom = hot virtue.

Part 3, The Plan of Virtue, mapped the Plan of Salvation to the virtue types.

Here we are going to match the parts of the virtue set to the parable of the sower.  With mad glee we will mash up the great parable and the virtue set. (more…)

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July 19th, 2021 07:02:28

The Challenge is to Keep Growing

July 18th, 2021 by Patrick Henry

as ordinary things get better, one must rise to higher things, which induce their own trials.

-plucked from the ether.

I don’t think Neil A. Maxwell said that, but he could have, word for word.

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July 18th, 2021 09:35:23

Light a Fire that will Never Go Out

July 15th, 2021 by G.

And thus we saw, in the heavenly vision, the glory of the telestial, which surpasses all understanding;

And no man knows it

There was a large heap of wood in the campfire ring. But when the man tried to light it, it would not light. The wood was laid too thickly. The flames choked out. Much of the wood was punky and would by no means take a light.

The man removed bad wood and more bad wood and overstocked wood until all that was left were a small stick and three twigs. But those caught the flame and burned with light.

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July 15th, 2021 08:33:29

The Plan of Virtue

July 14th, 2021 by G.

This is Part 3 of a series.

Part 1 was Virtue Upon Virtue.  There we discussed that your standard virtue set could be disassembled and we could see the four different parts as stages or levels.  Seen this way, they wouldn’t even necessarily be vices, if they were necessary parts of progression.

Part 2 was In My Father’s House are Many Virtues.  There we tried to match the parts of a virtue set with the four afterlives and roughly succeeded–in particular, its eerie how well the astronomical symbols for each of the afterlives works.  Outer Darkness = cool vice; the Celestial Kingdom = hot vice; the Terrestrial Kingdom = cool virtue; and the Celestial Kingdom = hot virtue.

In this part we are going to look at the plan of salvation and see if we can match its stages to the parts of a virtue set.

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July 14th, 2021 07:21:39

Baby’s First Step

July 13th, 2021 by Pecos Bill

That thar cayus Richard Branson is sashayin’ around full o’ beans on account of how he reached the edge o’ space.

Waaal.  Taint bad for a lil tot, pardner.  Shore, a papoose has gotten to start somewheres, so I give yew my full up congrattylations.

But I reckon when yur a grown feller, taint gonna seem so much.

 

 

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July 13th, 2021 09:59:41

In My Father’s House There are Many Virtues

July 13th, 2021 by G.

This is Part 2 of a series.

Part 1 was Virtue Upon Virtue.  There we discussed that your standard virtue set could be disassembled and we could see the four different parts as stages or levels.  Seen this way, they wouldn’t even necessarily be vices, if they were necessary parts of progression.

In My Father’s House There are Many Virtues

There are four poles in a virtue set.  There are also four kingdoms in the afterlife.  It is tempting to try to assign them.  Let’s do it.

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July 13th, 2021 07:28:24

Chuckling Glory

July 12th, 2021 by G.

D&C 59 v. 15 encourages a glad heart and cheerful countenance, but not ‘much laughter.’  WJT points out that this verse is specifically talking about ordinances and sacraments.  The implication is that some laughter is fine when performing ordinances.

That is the gospel I know.  I was recently down at the temple with family at a sealing performed by an old family friend.  He smiled a lot and laughed some and so did we all.

A gospel like this I am compelled to believe.

One of Our Favorite Poems, introduced to Us on this very blog, is Nothing in Heaven Works as It Ought.  That captures something real about heaven.  But my actual image of heaven is some combination of impossible blazing glory and genial garrulity out on the front porch.  Somehow the combination makes sense to me.

 

 

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