We bid a sad farewell to Mr. Paul Bunyan
It is with great regret that we at the Junior Ganymede announce the departure of one of our most active and valued co-bloggers, Mr. Paul Bunyan. The Blogging Czar for the Obama Administration fired him this morning because he was, quote, “too big to fall.”
We denounce this outrageous governmental interference with our entrepeneurial blogging. First Iowahawk, now us. This is not the America we thought we knew! Whatever happened to rugged, go-it-yourself individualism free from government interference?
In other news, we would like to thank the Obama Administration for its massive investment in our blogging infrastructure and in our new ‘Grow the Blog’ outreach program to the important Castilian web-users market segment (!Hola, compadres!). We feel certain that with just a little more patience and a little more public investment the Junior Ganymede can lead the way in stimulating economic growth in the important government teat-suckler segment.