Bringing children into this horrible world would spoil your carefree happiness. Here, have an antidepressant.
-Screwtape

My dear, precious Wormwood,

Of course, I, I myself, as a tender and loving Uncle, am happy to help you get your Temptation & Sin Numbers up. We need those souls damned! And I certainly don’t need any more phone calls about your absolute glorious  incompetence. (more…)