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Sartorial Advice

April 30th, 2021 by Bertie

A crimson mask, or zits, but not both.

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April 30th, 2021 06:39:19

A Wizard’s Tongue, Part II

April 29th, 2021 by G.

Following on from Part I, read it first.

The wizard lands were stagnant. Millions striving to create their own language, their own script, their own scales, and not succeeding. Some few succeeding in a minor ways. A mere handful truly achieving greatness . . . and then dying, and their greatness dying with them.

The land without magic was not stagnant. Gleaming towers were there; and gleaming rockets to the Moon, and to Mars; and gleaming teeth. They were not stagnant. But if an angel were to jerk back the veil on time, you would see that their trajectory was a curve. Up and then over and then down. It would take no angel to see the signs that were already there. Their arts were complex enough now that no one person could achieve much in the way of greatness. But they were so far removed from want that struggle and suffering were no longer spurs to them either. Their growth had slowed. Movements and ideas insulated from reality were starting to spread. Individuals who wanted greatness were fighting for preeminence and celebrity instead. They had grown slowly and then for a few dizzying decades had grown very quickly. Now they would decline slowly and then very quickly.

But if the way of magic didn’t work, and the way of the country without magic didn’t work, what then?

A new thing was seen in the land. A boy was inspired with a new language. In it there were rules that made the language individual for each speaker. It captured their experience and their character. Their words would be shaded by their relationships with their family and their friends. Their achievements were built in. Only they could speak it. But others could understand them. Each one who learned the rules was able to create their own language, and speak words of power. And the words they spoke together, the songs they sung together, were more powerful still.

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April 29th, 2021 06:18:57

A Song I Like

April 28th, 2021 by John Mansfield

Teacher Council Meeting last Sunday reminded me of a song I like and have replayed every day this week. (more…)

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April 28th, 2021 19:23:09

Wizard’s Tongue

April 27th, 2021 by G.

Anyone can become a wizard. They just have to create their own fully realized language to speak their commands in.

Anyone can write down their spells into spellbooks. They just have to create their own unique script to do it in.
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April 27th, 2021 09:23:48

The Boy Who Cried Woke

April 26th, 2021 by G.

There once was a boy who was set to watch sheep. Some wolves gathered and he ran to the village for help. “Wolves! Wolves!” he cried. But shockingly, in describing the wolves he said that some of them were “bitches.” This was offensive. The villagers beat him a bit and then the village elder took him aside to counsel him. When the boy said that the wolves were already among the sheep right then, the village elder pointed out that the delay was entirely the boy’s fault. The slain sheep must be on the boy’s conscience. Finally the boy was let go to salvage the situation as best as he could on his own.

Wolves learn from experience even if boys do not, so the next time the wolves attacked they behaved and dressed in a very peculiar fashion, like an outrageous gay stereotype. The boy fought them but finally had to run to the village for help. He described the wolves as ‘acting gay.’ The villagers would have reacted badly in any case to this association of sexual minorities with vicious predatory beasts but they were even more concerned given the boy’s prior history of offensive conduct. They beat him thoroughly and lectured him long.

The next time the boy ran into town he said the wolves were painted in blackface and saying “n*****.” The villagers had put up with the boy’s antics for a long time, but saying “n*****” was really too much. They beat him almost to death and drove him out.

It was too bad about the sheep.

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April 26th, 2021 06:06:20

Honest Conversation

April 24th, 2021 by G.

any American discourse that claims to be about race is actually about class any American discourse that claims to be about class is actually about race

< Thus Jesse Abraham Lucas        

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April 24th, 2021 08:22:36

President Nelson Prevails

April 23rd, 2021 by John Mansfield

Below the break is a photo of pages 9 and 10 from this morning’s Washington Post. I don’t particularly care about these articles, but look at the headlines. The name of Jesus Christ may have caught your eye as it did mine.

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April 23rd, 2021 05:52:27

LDS Christians

April 23rd, 2021 by G.

LDS Christians

Mormons

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April 23rd, 2021 05:16:14

They Get It

April 22nd, 2021 by G.

Trust content from the Apostles

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April 22nd, 2021 11:05:21

D&C Bits

April 22nd, 2021 by G.

Thou shalt live together in love, insomuch that thou shalt weep for the loss of them that die

-D&C 42:45  It is false that the gospel requires us to believe that horrible things are not horrible.  True, Christ overcomes them.  The pioneers overcame the plains, does that mean the crossing was not harsh?  It does not make his victory less to say that the things he defeats are terrible.

 


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Thou shalt not be proud in thy heart; let all thy garments be plain, and their beauty the beauty of the work of thine own hands

-D&C 42:40

Clearly we no longer weave and sew our own homespun.  Maybe we should.  But let’s grapple with this a bit.  (more…)

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April 22nd, 2021 07:55:34

Why is Life So Infernally Hard

April 21st, 2021 by Man SL

(This is a guest post from ~lagrev-nocfep)

There’s an uncomfortable secular truth which many of us have striven to understand or avoid or explain away. One way of stating it is Darwinian: “the survival of the fittest,” necessitating a violent and tumultuous natural world brim full of death. Another is Nick Land’s phrase, “everything of value has been built in Hell.” (more…)

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April 21st, 2021 06:45:39

The Second Best Time to Plant a Tree

April 21st, 2021 by G.

When you are old, what sacrifices would you be willing to make for another year of health to enjoy your children & grandchildren?

What sacrifices would it require to create that year now, by having them earlier?

-thus “XD JCB

Follow up, from “Spectral Theorem”

How much would your family & each person in it be diminished if you’d never had your youngest kid? How many joys, observations & insights missed? For what convenience/$ would you trade him/her existing? You’re making that trade by not having 1 more.

 

This haunts me too.  My blessings are less then they could be.  I have left winning lottery tickets of happiness untouched on the table.

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April 21st, 2021 06:09:21

Be SEFT Out There

April 20th, 2021 by G.

Introducing

the Society for the Encouragement of Faith Transitions

Faith transitions are the hot new trend.  All the performative people are having one or at least being exquisitely compassionate and understanding to a friend who is.

You’d love to be part of this exciting trend.  But there’s a problem.  You aren’t having one.  Neither is anyone you know.

Don’t worry, SEFT is here to help.  With our easy 6-step program, you’ll be transitioning like gangbusters in no time.

Even if you start like this

just

Pray

Act on Inspiration

Get Involved at Church

Love your Family and Neighbors

Study Scriptures

Fill your Heart with Gratitude

and your faith will transition like this

Faith transitioning is easy, anyone can do it.

Faith transitions–they aren’t just for people who are decreasing in faith any more.

Take care, and be SEFT out there.

 

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April 20th, 2021 12:28:16

Birth Control for Vision

April 19th, 2021 by G.

The wokeness tax on thought is brutal. It’s not just censoring your speech. It’s birth control for vision—we can only achieve what we can imagine, but if our imagination is in a corrupted tongue…

-thus SPDI

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April 19th, 2021 15:37:54

D&C Bits

April 19th, 2021 by G.

I will cause the heavens to shake for your good

-thus D&C 35:24.  Not every disaster is a catastrophe.  Built up corruption needs brought back down.  But even for we good who have built well, sometimes our cottages need cleared to make room for mansions.

Save yourselves from this untoward generation, and come forth out of the fire, hating even the garments spotted with the flesh.

-thus D&C 36:6.  Don’t read “flesh” as a fancy way of saying iniquity.  Read it as flesh.  These clothes are soiled with the putrefaction of corpses.  You are fleeing the charnel house  (funny how that reads on the other side of the corona–how many people have we found out believe we should fear not that which kills the soul, but rather that which kills occasionally the body).

 

Ye hear of wars in far countries, and you say that there will soon be great wars in far countries, but ye know not the hearts of men in your own land.

-thus D&C 38:29

 

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April 19th, 2021 06:18:46