Junior Ganymede
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The Mexican Magician

September 29th, 2020 by G.

“On the count of three,” the Mexican  magician announced, “I will disappear!”

“Uno.”

“Dos.”

But then–poof–he vanished without a trace.

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September 29th, 2020 06:06:59
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William James Tychonievich
September 29, 2020

As bad jokes go, this is definitely nomerĂ­o uno.


Mr. Composer
September 29, 2020

Where is the surprise or humor? I count three counts, or beats:

1. U
2. no
3. Dos

And then he “poofed.”


The Count
September 29, 2020

I count three counts:

1. Uno
2. Dos
3. Poof.

He disappeared on the third count.


JRL in AZ
September 29, 2020

I’ve always loved that joke.


Pedant
September 29, 2020

The joke works better when said out loud. English vs. Spanish spelling ruins it.


Rozy
September 29, 2020

Delightful! My father was a Spanish teacher and would have loved this.

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