The Mexican Magician
September 29th, 2020 by G.
“On the count of three,” the Mexican magician announced, “I will disappear!”
“Uno.”
“Dos.”
But then–poof–he vanished without a trace.
“On the count of three,” the Mexican magician announced, “I will disappear!”
“Uno.”
“Dos.”
But then–poof–he vanished without a trace.
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William James Tychonievich
September 29, 2020
As bad jokes go, this is definitely nomerĂo uno.
Mr. Composer
September 29, 2020
Where is the surprise or humor? I count three counts, or beats:
1. U
2. no
3. Dos
And then he “poofed.”
The Count
September 29, 2020
I count three counts:
1. Uno
2. Dos
3. Poof.
He disappeared on the third count.
JRL in AZ
September 29, 2020
I’ve always loved that joke.
Pedant
September 29, 2020
The joke works better when said out loud. English vs. Spanish spelling ruins it.
Rozy
September 29, 2020
Delightful! My father was a Spanish teacher and would have loved this.