Wirthla
July 13th, 2020 by G.
Progeny: Ooh! If I named my son Saxon, then I could call his dog, ‘hey, you dog of a Saxon!’
Progenitor: Or you could call your son Wirthla. ‘Come here, Wirthla’s dog!”
Progeny [giggling through the pain]: I don’t think you are OK, dad.
Punslinger
July 14, 2020
Heard on the radio recently:
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
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Chicken-sees-a-salad.
William James Tychonievich
July 14, 2020
Or name your son Hewlett, and you can say, “Hewlett, the dog’s out!”