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Scott Sterling Hit by Pitch, Steals Second and Home

April 05th, 2017 by John Mansfield

“The baseball season is only a few days old, but already Stephen Piscotty has had what is going to be one of the weirdest, scariest innings of the year.

“The St. Louis Cardinals outfielder managed to get plunked by a baseball three times — in the elbow, the other elbow and finally the head — in roughly three minutes during the Cardinals’ 2-1 victory over the Chicago Cubs.

“‘ … [T]hat was probably the toughest trip around the bases I’ve ever seen,’ said Cardinals starter Adam Wainwright. ‘You just hope he’s okay.'”

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[Note: The Cardinals didn’t win; they lost 2-1.]

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April 05th, 2017 08:07:36
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G.
April 6, 2017

Thanks for the laugh.

“[Note: The Cardinals didn’t win; they lost 2-1.]”

TANJ


Zen
April 7, 2017

What really amazes me, is that they keep referring to Scott Sterling. That is a fictional sports character from Studio C who, it will not surprise you, gets comically hit in the head repeatedly.

Studio C being the BYU answer to Saturday Night Live.

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