Old Children’s Books Banned

Hopefully the old books will be burned so no one can read them again.

It’s a devious plot to shield children from politically-incorrect pre-1985 literature, at least a step in that direction.

P.S. “Heather Has Two Mommies” came out in 1989, so it’s “safe”.

They can have my books when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Dystopia is here. So is 1984 and Animal Farm.

“We must do it for the children!”

Well, no, 1984 and Animal Farm aren’t here. Pre-1985, you know.