I kin count on one hand the number a times I had a shootout in the shower. It’s a durn unusual tactical sitchieation. Plinkin’ away with a .22 ain’t a bad choice.

For defending himself.

I have a friend who runs the local grocery and calls Walmart “the Evil Empire.” Maybe he’s right.

But my experience is that there is considerable variation in how well individual Walmart stores are managed. Maybe this is just an egregiously bad one.

I understand why Big Crime and their fat-cat publicists would push this sort of thing, but I have to think their advertisement will backfire with the public, who are, after all, a bunch of racists. They should have used a white criminal.

This feller Woods is a yellow-bellied skunk.