Junior Ganymede
We endeavor to give satisfaction

Holding up your baby after name/blessing is now called “Lion King-ing”.

February 05th, 2012 by Bookslinger

I’ve seen this dozens of times on Fast & Testimony Sundays, and now there’s a name for it.  Link. Youtube meme.

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February 05th, 2012 19:32:43

The Feast of St. Tithing Settlement

December 19th, 2011 by Man SL

Our Bishop pointed out to us that modern tithing settlement doesn’t have much of a practical purpose. Back in the day, dropping off some fraction of a beef cow in a tithing envelope every Sunday was impractical, so you needed some settling up where you brought in two steers and a heifer, and the Bishop gave you back a lamb and a few bales of hay to make it all square. Tithing settlement is a boost for the Bishop since he gets to interact with his non-”problem” members, but that’s about it. Instead, tithing settlement has–dare we say it?–a liturgical value. (more…)

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December 19th, 2011 12:47:41

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men

December 01st, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

I had a mission Christman like Bookslingers’. Our mission Christmases were mostly lonely times, but God gave us a gift on my second one. (more…)

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December 01st, 2011 10:31:09

On the sweetness of Mormon [Missionary] life…

November 28th, 2011 by Bookslinger

We were in a South American mission. I was the District Leader of a remote district, hours away from the mission office and any other district. (more…)

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November 28th, 2011 01:29:49

Circumscribed into One Great Whole

November 09th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

Integrity is the same virtue in time as love is in space. Covenants and stewardship are the union of those two faces of the virtue.

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November 09th, 2011 13:58:17

God Knows Your Name

October 10th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

On the sweetness of Mormon life. (more…)

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October 10th, 2011 07:40:11

The Golden Words of God

October 04th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

On the sweetness of Mormon life. (more…)

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October 04th, 2011 09:47:40

Poop on the Plains

August 01st, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

On the sweetness of Mormon life.

The sacrament speaker is burly. You recall that he used to run with a biker gang before he found Jesus. His subject is “behind the scenes at the youth Pioneer Trek.” He explains vividly why saran-wrapping the toilet holes in porta-potties must be done before you haul them across jouncing mountain tracks. This lesson, he avers, was learned through sad experience.

After, a friend tells you that she brought an investigator today. Neither you nor she say anything more.

I love this Church.

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August 01st, 2011 09:40:05

Mormon Names

June 22nd, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

I have fallen in love with the Mormons’ names,
Ernesto Saenz and Young Adcock . . .

Stephen Vincent Benet should have gone with the youth to do baptism for the dead. (more…)

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June 22nd, 2011 09:38:51

Mormon Young Women, Modesty, and the Porn-Addled Youth of Today

June 17th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

You’ll want to read this dispatch from the front lines, by the father of a young teen-age LDS woman. It gets what modesty is about. (more…)

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June 17th, 2011 07:56:57

Feet to Zion

June 13th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

On the sweetness of Mormon life (more…)

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June 13th, 2011 11:20:12

Wind Spirit the Prohibitionist

May 23rd, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

On the sweetness of Mormon life–

Your alarm sounds in the dark of the early morning. It’s 5 AM. It’s Saturday. It’s your birthday. (more…)

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May 23rd, 2011 08:35:12

Two Fields, Two Sets of Heroes

April 04th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

This General Conference twice introduced me to heroes. (more…)

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April 04th, 2011 08:30:07

The Problem of Evil in the Mouth of Babes

March 14th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

My three-year old told me that God is mean.  It seems that she prayed that He would make our house fly, and He didn’t. (more…)

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March 14th, 2011 12:49:19

Not So Still, Not So Small

March 07th, 2011 by Adam Greenwood

On the sweetness of Mormon life. (more…)

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March 07th, 2011 10:33:01