Junior Ganymede
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Bush closes to within 6% of Obama

December 10th, 2009 by Vader

Not Jeb. George W. (more…)

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December 10th, 2009 21:52:01

Obama thinks he’s a philosopher.

December 10th, 2009 by Vader

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December 10th, 2009 13:00:54

Obama snubs Nobel exhibition

December 09th, 2009 by Vader

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December 09th, 2009 21:59:48

Airtight security

November 26th, 2009 by Vader

Does not seem to be a priority to this administration.

This kind of thing is self-punishing. Which, notwithstanding my profound policy differences with B.O., is not a happy thought. He needs to serve out his term so those who voted for him can learn their lesson, good and hard.

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November 26th, 2009 19:56:30

Stimulating nonexistent districts

November 17th, 2009 by Vader

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November 17th, 2009 10:12:49

Even ABC admitting B.O. acted like an idiot

November 15th, 2009 by Vader

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November 15th, 2009 22:25:42

Negotiations proceed apace.

October 18th, 2009 by La LLorona

If he talks to the clouds, we’re all going to drown! (more…)

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October 18th, 2009 14:30:51

“What actual Mayans are saying about 2012″

October 14th, 2009 by Vader

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October 14th, 2009 08:14:23

“U.S. President says he’s humbled…”

October 09th, 2009 by Vader

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October 09th, 2009 10:40:46

The Junior Ganymede Salutes Pecos Bill

October 09th, 2009 by admin

The Junior Ganymede salutes Pecos Bill, co-winner of the 2009 Nobel Prize for Chemistry, for his important discovery that cow manure, mixed with water, makes a fine fertilizer. Also, when dried, it burns! And these are just a few of the many uses of bullsh**. (more…)

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October 09th, 2009 08:08:00

What a difference a word makes

August 20th, 2009 by Vader

What Barack Obama said:

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August 20th, 2009 13:35:53

“You’re on the right track, comrade Obama!”

July 08th, 2009 by GST

In this overall positive interview praising the president for meeting with Russian dissidents, Garry Kasparov drops this gem:

Then [Kasparov's "enemy-of-his-enemy" ally and Communist Party leader Gennady] Zyuganov  … told Obama he’d done a good job nationalizing the banks and auto companies. It was all he could do not to say, “You’re on the right track, comrade Obama!”

Sometimes Communists almost say the darndest things!

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July 08th, 2009 09:44:11

Tom Friedman: Iraq war prevented another 9/11

April 29th, 2009 by GST

Does this moustache make me look like Qusay?

Does this moustache make me look like Qusay?

What the …? I had thought it was an unnecessary distraction.  I’m so confused.

So, is the editorial board of the Times going to adopt the position of its most prominent op-ed contributor as its own?

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April 29th, 2009 10:48:58

The Price of Keeping One’s Word

April 08th, 2009 by Adam Greenwood

GST suckered me into a bet on Nate Oman’s savvy. I lost. Now I have to read an entire thread at FMH in penalty. Why, o why, o why, did I let myself get into this? (more…)

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April 08th, 2009 02:42:07