Junior Ganymede
We endeavor to give satisfaction

Red Skelton does the Pledge of Allegiance

July 04th, 2013 by Vader

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July 04th, 2013 19:52:57

Satire

May 20th, 2013 by Vader

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May 20th, 2013 07:50:10

“Lickspit McWrench, may I floogle you?”

May 09th, 2013 by Vader

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May 09th, 2013 10:32:25

Barack Obama, stand-up comedian

February 14th, 2013 by Vader

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February 14th, 2013 09:42:08

Overheard in passing

January 09th, 2013 by Vader

Statesmanship is more difficult that politics. Politics is the art of getting along with people. Statesmanship is the art of getting along with politicians.    (more…)

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January 09th, 2013 16:16:26

Innovations in higher education

January 03rd, 2013 by Vader

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January 03rd, 2013 16:06:53

Dour Finnish redneck black humor

December 14th, 2012 by Vader

And people think that I’m disturbed.

Warning: Not for the fainthearted. It’s not exactly “It’s A Wonderful Life.”

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December 14th, 2012 18:01:35

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day

October 11th, 2012 by Vader

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October 11th, 2012 13:56:26

“Never trust anyone who smiles too much”

October 08th, 2012 by Vader

I believe I have mentioned before that His Majesty is not a member of the Church.    (more…)

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October 08th, 2012 09:37:29

Why astronomers are not numerous

August 13th, 2012 by Vader

It’s their lame lines.    (more…)

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August 13th, 2012 19:46:26

Go Granny!

August 04th, 2012 by Bookslinger

“Fear no man regardless of his size… pull me, and I will equalize.” (A common slogan in regards to Samuel Colt’s famous line: “God made them all, Colt made them equal.”)

THIS is why law-abiding citizens must remain armed.

One diminuitive 65 year-old female jewelry store owner with a handgun, versus five robbers, two of whom are armed. Watch the thugs run, fall down, and forget which way the door opens.

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August 04th, 2012 12:49:11

Even armed thieves prefer unarmed victims.

July 18th, 2012 by Bookslinger

In Florida recently: two armed bad guys attempt to rob a group of unarmed store patrons, and one armed good-guy. The bad guys had bigger guns, or so it appears in the video.

Yet when 71-year-old armed man, who refused to be a victim, started firing back, the bad guys were literally falling over each other to get out.

One can’t tell from the video how many of the senior citizen’s shots hit their target.

Dear Mr-71-year-old-armed-law-abiding-citizen, if you are reading this, please buy a bigger gun, and practice more. And God bless.

Maybe we can take up a collection, and send him some money for practice ammo and range time.

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July 18th, 2012 08:14:06

Glued to her seat

June 26th, 2012 by Vader

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June 26th, 2012 11:19:24

Mexicans pay $20 to train how to cross the US border illegally.

June 02nd, 2012 by Bookslinger

No, it’s just a THEME PARK. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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June 02nd, 2012 16:04:50

My respect for Planned Parenthood would be greater if….

May 19th, 2012 by Bookslinger

they had offered this man a free vasectomy years ago. (Maybe they did, the article doesn’t say.)

Before we put the entire blame on the man, know that he did have 11 female accomplices in this matter.

Alternate titles:

1. Modern day polygamy…. more or less.

2. When you reward something, such as illegitmacy, you get more of it. See Jane Galt.

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May 19th, 2012 17:46:36