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PB: “As long as they don’t kill anyone who don’t need killin’.”

February 07th, 2012 by Bookslinger

For Pecos Bill:  Police force cut back, justifiable homicide up 79% in Mo-town.   Private security business booms.  Daily Mail.

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February 07th, 2012 11:14:15

The new Terry Schiavo

February 01st, 2012 by Vader

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, To Be Euthanized.

His Majesty: “I’m Emperor Palpatine, and I approved of this message.”

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February 01st, 2012 08:42:52

A speech finely tuned to the audience

January 25th, 2012 by Vader

State of the Union speech assessed as being at eighth-grade level.

His Majesty: “Lord Vader, which audience do you mean? The American public, or Congress?”

Yes.

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January 25th, 2012 17:46:32

Homosexuality can be a choice.

January 24th, 2012 by Bookslinger

Over the past several years I’ve made several comments at various blogs that same-sex marriage (which is a very big step in the overall destigmatization of homosexuality) will lead to homosexuality becoming a socially acceptable choice.

Well, it has started sooner than I thought it would.  I refer you to recent statements by Cynthia Nixon, who, after a 15-year marriage to man, claims she chose to be gay.

Couple this with primary and secondary school textbooks being rewritten to contain positive homosexual characters, and arts and media presenting positive homosexual characters and role models.

I  invite you to connect the dots and extrapolate.

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January 24th, 2012 11:59:58

Know your backstop! (x2)

December 21st, 2011 by Bookslinger

He violated one of the cardinal rules, know your backstop, with tragic results.

Update: 7:00pm EST.

And AGAIN, like I said, KNOW YOUR BACKSTOP!  (And note the fine print, “Alcohol was involved in the incident…”)   This time with a surprise something-good-came-out-of-it twist.

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December 21st, 2011 13:54:31

Happy Chanukah!

December 20th, 2011 by The Junior Ganymede

Chanukah begins at sunset tonight. Our best wishes to any Jewish readers for a Happy Chanukah.    (more…)

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December 20th, 2011 13:23:37

Ingenious solution for immigration problems in high-tech sector.

December 17th, 2011 by Bookslinger

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2074994/Plans-floating-city-California-coast-house-entrepreneurs-visas.html

In a previous life, I spent part of a year in college on an ocean-going tanker.  It does take a couple weeks to get your sea-legs, and not everyone can adapt.

But this is a very creative solution to the problem of high-tech entrepreneurs not being able to get the necessary types of visas.

It also illustrates that the United States culture/families/education system is not creating sufficient home-grown talent.

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December 17th, 2011 13:18:51

Compensatory gifts in flawed people.

December 03rd, 2011 by Bookslinger

Or, “My Crazy Has a Name.”   (A cross-post.)

Isaac Asimov wrote a short story called “Light Verse” about a defective robot that could create works of art, generating fame for its owner.  A robot engineer happened to be visiting the owner, recognized that it had a defect, and, not knowing that the defect was tied into the creation of the art, “fixed” the robot on the spot, thinking he was doing the owner a favor.  However, by fixing the defect he removed the robot’s ability to create art. (more…)

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December 03rd, 2011 10:20:23

“He means to make fools of us, Colonel.”

May 21st, 2010 by Vader

“Negative again, Bub. Nature beat me to it.”    (more…)

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May 21st, 2010 21:19:07

A Plague of “A” Students

April 28th, 2010 by Vader

P.J. O’Rourke continues his lifelong drift from liberal to libertarian to conservative:   (more…)

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April 28th, 2010 14:07:20

“Animated Star Wars Sitcom Planned”

April 06th, 2010 by Vader

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April 06th, 2010 10:41:41

Mormon humor

April 02nd, 2010 by Vader

From an article at Mormon Times:   (more…)

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April 02nd, 2010 08:29:52

Neologism I can’t quite bring myself to use

March 27th, 2010 by Vader

Even if it seems right on the money(more…)

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March 27th, 2010 09:56:05