His Majesty: “Heigl is a vocal animal rights activist, isn’t she? Once you start insisting your dogs should be treated like humans, it’s only a matter of time until you start treating some humans like dogs.”
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I think it’s now time to play the “Mitt Romney would/should/could appoint (insert well-known Mormon here) as _____” game.
GA’s and famous Mormons are fair game. Creating a new position is also allowed.
As in: Romney would appoint Deiter F. Uchtdorf as head of the FAA, Jeffrey Holland as head of Dept of Education.
What should be a pet-cause for Ann Romney? (Michelle Obama’s is diet/weight-loss, Laura Bush’s was education, Nancy Reagan’s was Say No to Drugs.)
I nominate Family Home Evening to be Ann Romney’s cause.
(Various ideas can be found/stolen from a “Mitt Romney is so Mormon…” meme at various places on the net. A list of the best is here.)
His Majesty: “I’m Emperor Palpatine, and I approved of this message.”
His Majesty: “Lord Vader, which audience do you mean? The American public, or Congress?”
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Mitt Romney is not my beau ideal of a candidate, but if he were I hope I’d announce it in the most facetious and self-denigrating manner possible. Andrew Malcolm for President.