Features castration humor.

His Majesty: “Heigl is a vocal animal rights activist, isn’t she? Once you start insisting your dogs should be treated like humans, it’s only a matter of time until you start treating some humans like dogs.”

Will this turn him into a conservative?

I’ve seen this dozens of times on Fast & Testimony Sundays, and now there’s a name for it.  Link. Youtube meme.

I think it’s now time to play the “Mitt Romney would/should/could appoint (insert well-known Mormon here) as _____” game.

GA’s and famous Mormons are fair game.    Creating a new position is also allowed.

As in:  Romney would appoint Deiter F. Uchtdorf as head of the FAA, Jeffrey Holland as head of Dept of Education.

What should be a pet-cause for Ann Romney?  (Michelle Obama’s is diet/weight-loss, Laura Bush’s was education, Nancy Reagan’s was Say No to Drugs.)

I nominate Family Home Evening to be Ann Romney’s cause.

(Various ideas can be found/stolen from a “Mitt Romney is so Mormon…” meme at various places on the net. A list of the best is here.)

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, To Be Euthanized.

His Majesty: “I’m Emperor Palpatine, and I approved of this message.”

State of the Union speech assessed as being at eighth-grade level.

His Majesty: “Lord Vader, which audience do you mean? The American public, or Congress?”

Yes.

Chanukah begins at sunset tonight. Our best wishes to any Jewish readers for a Happy Chanukah.    (more…)

Mitt Romney is not my beau ideal of a candidate, but if he were I hope I’d announce it in the most facetious and self-denigrating manner possible. Andrew Malcolm for President.

In honor of the Jewish High Holy Days, Dennis Prager asks the question and gives some answers, from a Jewish perspective.   (more…)

“Negative again, Bub. Nature beat me to it.”    (more…)

P.J. O’Rourke continues his lifelong drift from liberal to libertarian to conservative:   (more…)

“What a nightmare. ‘Star Wars’ is now literally just a joke.Which is kind of accurate, sadly.” (more…)

From an article at Mormon Times:   (more…)

Even if it seems right on the money.  (more…)