Junior Ganymede
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November 11th, 2015 by MC

(Trigger Warning for…everything)


Terrorist: Let everyone on this list of political prisoners free by midnight Friday or I will blow myself up in a public place and kill innocent bystanders.

Society: We don’t negotiate with terrorists!


Abused wife: He says if I ever leave him, he’ll kill himself, and I believe him.

Society: Girlfriend, you cannot let him blackmail you into spending your whole life with an abuser just because he says he’ll kill himself. He’s accountable for his own decisions, and you need to do what’s right for you and your kids.


LGBT Activists and Fellow-Travelers: If you don’t change your whole belief system to accommodate every conceivable sexual orientation and paraphilia, teenagers will kill themselves and their blood will be on your hands!

Society: Sounds serious, you’d better give them what they’re asking for unless you want kids to kill themselves. (more…)

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November 11th, 2015 06:00:41

On the Origin of Mormonism by Means of Natural Selection

November 06th, 2015 by MC

Some of our most cherished Mormon practices and traditions are valued nearly as much for their “unintended” results as for their stated objectives. A couple of examples: (more…)

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November 06th, 2015 01:00:43

A Job Half Done

September 04th, 2015 by MC

I guess I should be encouraged that 150 students were willing to walk out of their classes to protest the arrival of perversity and Orwellian mind control at their high school. But they left out the essential second step. In order for this to have been a truly successful blow against the System, they needed to:

  1. Leave Class (check)
  2. Never Go Back (sadly incomplete)

The battle won’t be won until the schools are ghost towns, their derelict buildings are burnt to the ground, and the former campus littered with land mines to prevent even the thought of building another school there.

P.S. The “There are monkey-boys in the facility” category is unusually apt for this post.

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September 04th, 2015 01:10:40

The Benedict Option

July 02nd, 2015 by Patrick Henry

Eich, Windsor, Memories Pizza, Obergefell.  These are straws in the wind showing which way the wind is blowing.  In fact, it has been clear for some time that the Mormon faith and the moral law were transitioning from –oddball and eccentric- to –wicked and despised-. The Church’s views on fornication, for example, have been at odds with the culture for some time. But our views were tolerable, just like our views on alcohol, or a vegan’s insistence on not eating meat. World War G and now World War T have ended that tolerance. We’re evil now. The blood libel is making an appearance . (more…)

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July 02nd, 2015 06:35:45

Salt Lake Cop Fired

February 26th, 2015 by Man SL

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February 26th, 2015 14:06:51

The Gay Soviet

April 07th, 2014 by Man SL

One writer hits on the right phrase for the recent effort to make Christianity crimethink. The Orwellian, PC irony is that most members of the Gay Soviet aren’t gay.

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April 07th, 2014 09:21:11

The Dictatorship of the Dissolute

April 04th, 2014 by Man SL

The Sexual Revolution is a real revolution: which is to say it has a totalitarian heart.

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April 04th, 2014 09:14:01

Openness and Diversity for all, except for that

March 30th, 2014 by Zen

The Mozilla Foundation has a new CEO. He was a co-founder of Mozilla, helped invent Javascript along with other notable achievements. But it is not for his technical qualification that the internet is in an uproar. It is because he donated to Prop. 8. Now there is an uproar, from both within the company and the general community at large, for him to step-down or renouce his former position. 

Calls for diversity and openness  do not extend to his position, which is only referred to as hateful and irrational.
Apparently free-love prioritizes sex over actual love.
Who knew?

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March 30th, 2014 23:54:07

Bigoted Little Girls Forced to Desegregate Their Elementary School Bathroom

June 25th, 2013 by Man SL

As the bumptious Vox Day is known to say, public schooling is akin to parental malpractice.

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June 25th, 2013 15:35:42

Religious Liberty is Homophobic

May 16th, 2013 by G.

A leading gay legal advocacy group is intervening against strong religious liberty claims in suits that have nothing to do with gay rights.

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May 16th, 2013 16:50:32

Mandatory Middle-School Lesbian Dating

April 25th, 2013 by Man SL

Heterosexuality is discriminatory. Thankfully the State is here to help.

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April 25th, 2013 14:22:22

Orson Scott Card Being Persecuted

March 07th, 2013 by G.

The Tolerance Inquisition has won a significant victory against Card.

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March 07th, 2013 09:42:10

Some Beliefs Are More Equal Than Others

March 01st, 2011 by G.

English judges have recognized that English law, in its impartial majesty, forbids Christians and atheists alike from espousing Christian moral views.

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March 01st, 2011 13:59:39