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Didn’t I see this on The Simpsons?

January 25th, 2013 by Bookslinger

When it’s his time, I imagine this is how Homer Simpson would want to go.

http://www.wwl.com/Dead-man-found-in–Beer-Cave-/15367680

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January 25th, 2013 10:33:21

Important safety message

December 03rd, 2012 by Vader

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December 03rd, 2012 17:37:21

The pen is mightier than the sword

September 24th, 2012 by Vader

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September 24th, 2012 08:55:36

Intimations of mortality

September 02nd, 2012 by Vader

Sometimes the fact of your mortality politely taps you on the shoulder and says, “Don’t forget.”

Other times the fact of your mortality clubs you over the head with a two-by-four:   (more…)

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September 02nd, 2012 18:51:20

Yet another Death Ray.

July 01st, 2012 by Bookslinger

I thought we already had a death ray. But here’s another one.

Technically, it’s a “Laser-Induced Plasma Channel, or LIPC.”

Oh well. I suppose there is a strategic purpose for having more than one kind. Just as a fisherman has more than one rod-and-reel combination for going after different fish; a golfer’s choice of golf club depends on the distance to the hole and the type of terrain; and the hunter selects a rifle and ammunition combination based on the type of animal to be hunted.

I’d like to hear back from you married guys if the “a golfer needs more than one club” analogy works when your wife asks why you need another rod/reel or another gun.

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July 01st, 2012 19:43:36

Their Blooms Will Last for Only a Few Weeks.

June 28th, 2012 by Adam G.

Dan Petersen writes an impromptu essay on the impermanence of good things and the desire that the passing moment would stay. Recommended.

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June 28th, 2012 16:10:08

Nature Red in Tooth and Claw

June 13th, 2012 by Vader

Lileks confronts reality:

[N]ature ripped out the bunnies from their soft home and drank their blood, and you want me to help it? With money?

Lileks himself isn’t a milquetoast, but he had a couple interrupt his morning’s work.

His Majesty: “There is unappreciated value in such things as bull fights and bear baiting. Civilized man needs to see a good mauling now and then, to keep him aware of what the alternative is.”

His Majesty is not a member of PETA.

 

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June 13th, 2012 14:37:43

Happy Birthday, Betsey Pearl

May 04th, 2012 by Adam G.

Today would be Betsey’s 11th birthday. This is what I wrote on her birthday seven years ago.
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May 04th, 2012 07:19:13

R.I.P. Andrew Breitbart, 1969 – 2012.

March 01st, 2012 by Bookslinger

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March 01st, 2012 20:12:47

And another one bites the dust.

February 11th, 2012 by Bookslinger

Billie Holiday, Judy GarlandJanis Joplin,  Jim Morrison, Elvis Presley, Margaux Hemingway*, Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, Whitney HoustonOh, how the mighty have fallen. Oh, ye fair ones!

(*I was going to list just singers, but I had a crush on Margaux. She was just a few years older than I, and I loved how she didn’t pluck her eyebrows.)


My name’s Bookslinger, and I’m an alcoholic.  (“Hi Bookslinger!”)   It’s been 10 years since I’ve had a drink…

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February 11th, 2012 19:24:38

Shocking video of U.S. Marines urinating on corpses

January 25th, 2012 by Vader

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January 25th, 2012 10:49:13

The law, in its infinite majesty

January 10th, 2012 by Vader

Lets you sue the estate of someone who negligently gets himself hit by a train if one of his flying body parts strikes and injures you.

I am not making this up.

And I’m not saying this is wrong; I don’t know how else the judge could have ruled. I’ts just that it’s exceedingly weird. And tragic.

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January 10th, 2012 11:43:10

Greater love hath no man than this

December 01st, 2011 by Vader

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December 01st, 2011 13:54:56

Memorial Day Thoughts

May 30th, 2011 by Adam G.

Some Saints say that death ain’t no thang. (more…)

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May 30th, 2011 10:30:54

Happy Birthday, Betsey Pearl

May 04th, 2011 by Adam G.

Today would be Betsey’s 10th birthday. This is what I wrote on her birthday six years ago.

I closed comments to this year’s post to keep the comments all in one place.

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May 04th, 2011 19:14:57