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Angina Monologue 25

October 30th, 2015 by Vader

His Majesty was snorting at his newspaper when I brought him his pancake this morning.

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October 30th, 2015 11:18:24

Helicopter parenting, &c.

September 10th, 2015 by Vader

Dear Palpatine:

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September 10th, 2015 08:23:23

In loco parentis

June 10th, 2015 by Vader

Dear Palpatine:

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June 10th, 2015 08:02:26

Unclear on how Facebook books

May 23rd, 2015 by Vader

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May 23rd, 2015 21:20:11

His Majesty is at it again

May 04th, 2015 by Vader

Dear Palpatine.

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May 04th, 2015 10:01:49

Dear Palpatine

May 01st, 2015 by Vader

It was unavoidable.

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