Junior Ganymede
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Philly to small businesses: How DARE you defend yourself with bullet-proof glass!

December 08th, 2017 by Bookslinger

A Philadelphia city council committee wants small businesses to remove safety glass. Vote pending by whole council.


The reporter conflates a couple different issues, so I’m unsure if the real issue is the bullet-resistant plastic windows, or a licensing issue about selling individual cans of beer, and how the 30 seat threshhold figures in.  Snippet: (more…)

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December 08th, 2017 18:02:40

“Putin mistakenly placed on criminal blacklist”

April 10th, 2013 by Inigo Montoya

“Mistakenly.” You keep using that word. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

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April 10th, 2013 09:26:34

Cluelessness, Popular Edition

April 01st, 2013 by Vader

Everyone surprised by act of murder.     (more…)

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April 01st, 2013 09:47:35

Economy down, crime down

May 13th, 2009 by GST

Freakonomics Blog reports that notwithstanding the Great Recession, murder in NYC is down 21% from this time last year.  Rapes and robberies have also fallen nearly that much.  “Add that to the pile of evidence against the idea that recessions increase violent crime.”

Exactly right.  The idea was always just a liberal calumny against poor people.

Not Jean Valjean.

(By the way, I’m pleased to report that a Google search for carjacking images returns mostly white guys.  Phew!  That would have been uncomfortable.)

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May 13th, 2009 12:08:08