Junior Ganymede
We endeavor to give satisfaction

Angina Monologue 32

November 08th, 2016 by Vader

His Majesty was in a happy mood this morning.

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November 08th, 2016 09:32:29

Angina Monologue 31

July 29th, 2016 by Vader

His Majesty got back from a long campaign tour last night.

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July 29th, 2016 22:51:41

His Majesty’s cat

June 21st, 2016 by Vader

Actually, His Majesty has four cats. This is Zoe.

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June 21st, 2016 09:22:56

Angina Monologue 30

May 23rd, 2016 by Vader

His Majesty was playing marbles with the cats this morning.

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May 23rd, 2016 05:24:46

Angina Monologue 29

March 21st, 2016 by Vader

His Majesty didn’t come to breakfast the other day.

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March 21st, 2016 14:08:46

Angina Monologue 28

February 19th, 2016 by Vader

His Majesty has been much preoccupied lately.

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February 19th, 2016 09:18:46

Angina Monologue 27

December 30th, 2015 by Vader

Christmas seems to bring out the child in all of us.

So perhaps it should not have surprised me to find His Majesty playing with Tinker toys this morning.

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December 30th, 2015 15:53:03

Angina Monologue 26

December 18th, 2015 by Vader

G. tells us his muse is a goober. Mine is a crusty old retired Sith Lord.

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December 18th, 2015 22:45:52

Angina Monologue 25

October 30th, 2015 by Vader

His Majesty was snorting at his newspaper when I brought him his pancake this morning.

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October 30th, 2015 11:18:24

Angina Monologue 24

October 26th, 2015 by Vader

Snip. Snip. … Snip-snip.

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October 26th, 2015 10:06:03

Angina Monologue 23

October 21st, 2015 by Vader

His Majesty has been somewhat sullen at breakfast lately. Part of it was the widespread perception in the media that Cthulu did better than His Majesty in the last debate. Part of it was the season of the year: I think His Majesty suffers from a touch of SAD (Sith Affective Disorder), which flares up around this time of year, but usually passes around early January. And I figured part of it was that the Imperial tummy has been unhappy. For several days, His Majesty could hardly choke down his meals, which left him feeling bloated and suffering with heartburn for hours afterwards. He convinced himself that it was gastroparesis, which he knows has been making life miserable for a young friend of mine.

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October 21st, 2015 14:24:50

His Majesty vs. Cthulu

October 15th, 2015 by Vader

As you probably know, Cthulu is posing a challenge to His Majesty’s hopes of breaking into the second tier of Republican presidential candidates. (Sweet Meteor of Death appears to be trailing badly and His Majesty no longer considers SMOD a serious threat to his candidacy and the biosphere.)

His Majesty has pledged to eat Cthulu for lunch.

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October 15th, 2015 08:12:00

A lolcatz for His Majesty

October 14th, 2015 by Vader

minions

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October 14th, 2015 14:14:38

His Majesty goes to church

October 11th, 2015 by Vader

No, not our church. He would never give me the satisfaction.

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October 11th, 2015 14:47:25

“Lovely sermon, wasn’t it, Mrs. Robinson?”

September 19th, 2015 by Vader

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September 19th, 2015 10:31:48