Junior Ganymede
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“A Bottle of Valley Tan”

June 30th, 2016 by MC

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As a rule, there are not many experiences more dull than being the only sober person at a gathering of drunk people. However, I have to think that even a teetotaler like me would have loved to be present the night that Sir Richard Burton sat down in American Fork, Utah for a “squar” drink with Porter Rockwell.

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June 30th, 2016 22:54:17

Ethanol tolerance

October 15th, 2013 by Vader

Can reach remarkable limits.

At that blood alcohol concentration, I’d likely be dead. She’s still conscious and talking. Even without the prior convictions, one could infer that this was not the lady’s first encounter with the devil liquor.

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October 15th, 2013 10:28:34

They’re not drunk, just drinkin’.

February 16th, 2013 by Bookslinger

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February 16th, 2013 04:14:03

Most entertaining excuse yet for heavy drinking

October 31st, 2012 by Vader

Glenn Reynolds: “You have to kill a few of those brain cells now and then, pour encourager les autres.

Fond as I am of the basic approach, I’m hesitant to apply it to my own neurons.

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October 31st, 2012 08:39:07

Getting roaring drunk the safe and temporary way

May 17th, 2012 by Bartleby

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May 17th, 2012 13:58:41

Protecting fetuses from alcohol

June 23rd, 2009 by Vader

From an article at USA Today:

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June 23rd, 2009 10:47:14