And what I want to know is, what price Global Warming? I have been tooling about the city emitting CO2 into the atmosphere with expedition and resource, but does any sign of warming come within my purview? No, it does not.

I shall expect a gracefully worded apology from the proper quarters, or perhaps a refund.

And while ahm thinking on it, I reckon ah’ll tell you that I don’t aim to give up my frijoles neither.

[Editor--Pecos Bill is roughly correct.  People and animals breathe out carbon dioxide.  People and animals let loose methane.  We're all pollutants, if you're the kind of addlepate enviro who thinks that way.  But he's wrong that the EPA is regulating water vapor.  Water vapor is by far a more powerful green house gas than methane or carbon dioxide, so that's hypocrisy on the EPA's part.]