A shambly bear was clumsily making his way through the woods, when he bumped into a tree, dislodging one of a flock of escaped parrots. The bird flew up squawking and indignant. “You, sir!” it said, when it came back to roost. “I’d like to ask you a few questions,” it said, glaring ferociously.
“You’re a parrot,” the bear said enthusiastically. “Pretty bird! I’d like to ask you a few questions too.”
“How dare you,” the bird said, and flew off in a huff.
Moral: The media expects special treatment that it doesn’t deserve. (more…)