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	<title>Junior Ganymede</title>
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	<description>We endeavor to give satisfaction</description>
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		<title>Roommate beaned with Bible</title>
		<link>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/17/roommate-beaned-with-bible/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 22:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vader</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deseret Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[There are monkeyboys in the compound]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The quadruple combination is no light matter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Good thing the perpetrator wasn&#8217;t a Mormon.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/05/15/Man-arrested-for-throwing-Bible-at-roomie/UPI-52421337112130/">Good thing the perpetrator wasn&#8217;t a Mormon. </a></p>
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		<title>The perqs of being crown prince</title>
		<link>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/17/the-perqs-of-beign-crown-prince/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 22:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vader</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[There are monkeyboys in the compound]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Danish princes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leggo towers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Including placing the capstone (cap-Leggo?) on the world&#8217;s tallest Leggo tower. Emperor Palpatine: &#8220;Feh. In my day, royalty meant putting the final touches on a battle station the size of a small moon. But then, Denmark is a very small country.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/05/14/Worlds-tallest-Lego-tower-built-in-Seoul/UPI-95521337025072/">Including placing the capstone (cap-Leggo?) on the world&#8217;s tallest Leggo tower.</a></p>
<p>Emperor Palpatine: &#8220;Feh. In my day, royalty meant putting the final touches on a battle station the size of a small moon. But then, Denmark <em>is</em> a very small country.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Underwear fixation</title>
		<link>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/17/underwear-fixation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/17/underwear-fixation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 20:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vader</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[There are monkeyboys in the compound]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pervs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Underwear]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=7463</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not just Mormon unmentionables that seem to fascinate people. His Majesty chortles that he has long known American was, at heart, a nation of pervs. It&#8217;s getting harder and harder for me to argue otherwise.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Queens_knickers_up_for_grabs_on_eBay">It&#8217;s not just Mormon unmentionables that seem to fascinate people.</a></p>
<p>His Majesty chortles that he has long known American was, at heart, a nation of pervs. It&#8217;s getting harder and harder for me to argue otherwise.</p>
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		<title>Getting roaring drunk the safe and temporary way</title>
		<link>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/17/getting-roaring-drunk-the-safe-and-temporary-way/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/17/getting-roaring-drunk-the-safe-and-temporary-way/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 19:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bartleby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[There are monkeyboys in the compound]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunkenness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vice]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=7461</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I would prefer not to.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/05/finally-a-spray-that-gets-you-instantly-drunk-for-just-a-few-seconds/">I would prefer not to.</a></p>
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		<title>Anglos less than half of births</title>
		<link>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/17/anglos-less-than-half-of-births/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/17/anglos-less-than-half-of-births/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 19:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Greenwood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deseret Review]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=7459</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Given the history of multi-ethnic countries, this strikes me as probably a bad thing. Time to fire up the assimilation engines, to the extent the left and the courts have left anything of them.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Given the history of multi-ethnic countries, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/17/us/whites-account-for-under-half-of-births-in-us.html?_r=1&#038;hp">this</a> strikes me as probably a bad thing.  Time to fire up the assimilation engines, to the extent the left and the courts have left anything of them.</p>
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		<title>Important safety message</title>
		<link>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/17/important-safety-message/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 18:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vader</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brilliantly Lit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gasoline is a fire hazard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[safety]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[warning]]></category>

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		<title>Less &#8220;Safety,&#8221; More Space</title>
		<link>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/17/less-safety-more-space/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/17/less-safety-more-space/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 18:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Greenwood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Martian Rose]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=7452</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I donated.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1960236542/rationalizing-our-approach-to-safety-in-space">I donated</a>.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;A Previously Unknown Saying of Jesus?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/16/a-previously-unkown-saying-of-jesus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/16/a-previously-unkown-saying-of-jesus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vader</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brilliantly Lit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Deseret Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=7448</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Even though I managed to raise the dead, I have never been able to cure an idiot!&#8221; If He didn&#8217;t say it, He should have. Not that I&#8217;m trying to give advice to God or anything &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dcpsicetnon.blogspot.com/2012/02/previously-unknown-saying-of-jesus.html"> &#8220;Even though I managed to raise the dead, I have never been able to cure an idiot!&#8221; </a></p>
<p>If He didn&#8217;t say it, He should have.</p>
<p>Not that I&#8217;m trying to give advice to God or anything &#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Conservative Case for Gay Marriage</title>
		<link>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/15/the-conservative-case-for-gay-marriage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/15/the-conservative-case-for-gay-marriage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 00:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Greenwood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deseret Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[divorce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SSM]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=7446</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[is apparently an argumentum ad absurdum. Hetero Lenin observes the heightening of contradictions and approves.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>is apparently <a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/299944/gay-divorcees-charles-c-w-cooke">an argumentum ad absurdum</a>.  Hetero Lenin observes the heightening of contradictions and approves.</p>
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		<title>Superb graphic</title>
		<link>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/15/superb-graphic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/05/15/superb-graphic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vader</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Martian Rose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Earth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Graphics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[water]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;All the Water on Planet Earth&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html">&#8220;All the Water on Planet Earth&#8221;</a></p>
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