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They Call It Democracy

April 10th, 2012 by Bertie

As a visitor to these fair shores and America’s dearest friend and harshest critic, I feel it incumbent on me to put in a good word whenever you Yanks manage to impress. So cutting out the pourparleurs and getting straight to the nub, or gist–American elections, what ho! (more…)

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April 10th, 2012 10:12:14

Nothing Diffuses Racial Tension Like Gun-toting Racial Separatists

April 06th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

If the media can’t provide accurate information, they can at least be funny. Hats off to the Miami New Times. (more…)

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April 06th, 2012 15:06:18

Hike the Minimum Wage

March 23rd, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

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March 23rd, 2012 14:35:19

“Five Leadership Mistakes of the Galactic Empire”: A Response

March 10th, 2012 by Vader

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March 10th, 2012 12:06:05

R.I.P. Andrew Breitbart, 1969 – 2012.

March 01st, 2012 by Bookslinger

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March 01st, 2012 20:12:47

Men Who Know

February 14th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

Sister Beck’s Women Who Know talk has strange antecedents.

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February 14th, 2012 13:45:09

Liberal SC Justice (and Clinton-appointee) Breyer mugged.

February 13th, 2012 by Bookslinger

Will this turn him into a conservative?

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February 13th, 2012 16:46:43

The most appropriate fashion

February 13th, 2012 by Vader

For those who hobnob with the Washington political class is black and white stripes.

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February 13th, 2012 14:40:14

Holding up your baby after name/blessing is now called “Lion King-ing”.

February 05th, 2012 by Bookslinger

I’ve seen this dozens of times on Fast & Testimony Sundays, and now there’s a name for it.  Link. Youtube meme.

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February 05th, 2012 19:32:43

Fifty pence

February 03rd, 2012 by Bertie

Will get you an explanation of the offside rule you can finally understand, what?

I never could quite understand Jeeve’s explanation, dash it all. If only he’d thought to use simple pictures, perhaps I’d have it crammed in the old bean by now.

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February 03rd, 2012 11:52:45

The Junior Ganymede’s New Super PAC

February 03rd, 2012 by The Junior Ganymede

Despite its importance as a vital national interest, the Junior Ganymede has not received adequate investments from Washington. We are therefore pleased to announce the formation of a new Jr. Ganymede Super PAC under the auspices of JG habitue Bertie Wooster. The PAC will be known as “Hip Hip Hooray for the Future!” and will engage in dashed vigorous 30-second exposes of blots on the political scene. Please give generously.

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February 03rd, 2012 10:31:59

The new Terry Schiavo

February 01st, 2012 by Vader

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, To Be Euthanized.

His Majesty: “I’m Emperor Palpatine, and I approved of this message.”

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February 01st, 2012 08:42:52

Why I’m Grateful for Ron Paul Fans

January 30th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

Their reckless frenetic conspiracy-mindedness gives me the only chance I’ll ever have to use the phrase “hell on wheels within wheels.” (more…)

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January 30th, 2012 09:35:10

Activist Devoted to Protecting Baby Seals

January 18th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

Is killed by seals in vicious gangland-style waddleby beating. Seal spokesmen could not be reached for comment.

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January 18th, 2012 17:30:50

Medicine for a Case of the Mitts

January 11th, 2012 by Bertie

I tooled up in the roadster to New Hampshire yesterday to take in the hustings. After the hustle and bustle of Manhattan, one rather enjoys these quaint American customs. A good time was had by all. (more…)

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January 11th, 2012 10:23:35