Junior Ganymede » Brilliantly Lit http://www.jrganymede.com We endeavor to give satisfaction Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:04:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Holding up your baby after name/blessing is now called “Lion King-ing”. http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/05/holding-up-your-baby-after-nameblessing-is-now-called-lion-king-ing/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/05/holding-up-your-baby-after-nameblessing-is-now-called-lion-king-ing/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:32:43 +0000 Bookslinger http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6774 I’ve seen this dozens of times on Fast & Testimony Sundays, and now there’s a name for it.  Link. Youtube meme.

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I never could quite understand Jeeve’s explanation, dash it all. If only he’d thought to use simple pictures, perhaps I’d have it crammed in the old bean by now.

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/03/fifty-pence/feed/ 0 The Junior Ganymede’s New Super PAC http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/03/the-junior-ganymedes-new-super-pac/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/03/the-junior-ganymedes-new-super-pac/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:31:59 +0000 The Junior Ganymede http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6764 Despite its importance as a vital national interest, the Junior Ganymede has not received adequate investments from Washington. We are therefore pleased to announce the formation of a new Jr. Ganymede Super PAC under the auspices of JG habitue Bertie Wooster. The PAC will be known as “Hip Hip Hooray for the Future!” and will engage in dashed vigorous 30-second exposes of blots on the political scene. Please give generously.

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/03/the-junior-ganymedes-new-super-pac/feed/ 3 The new Terry Schiavo http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/01/the-new-terry-schiavo/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/01/the-new-terry-schiavo/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:42:52 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6750 Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, To Be Euthanized.

His Majesty: “I’m Emperor Palpatine, and I approved of this message.”

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In related news,

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]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/18/activist-devoted-to-protecting-baby-seals/feed/ 1 Medicine for a Case of the Mitts http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/11/medicine-for-a-case-of-the-mitts/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/11/medicine-for-a-case-of-the-mitts/#comments Wed, 11 Jan 2012 16:23:35 +0000 Bertie http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6636 I tooled up in the roadster to New Hampshire yesterday to take in the hustings. After the hustle and bustle of Manhattan, one rather enjoys these quaint American customs. A good time was had by all.

Today, though, one sees one’s conservative friends toddling about in gloom and despond. Rather trying, especially to a jolly old sportsman like Julius Caesar or yours truly, who always like having cheerful chappies about us. I recommend to all my rightish pals a good dose of Dr. French’s Patent Cure-all. It will set them right up or my name isn’t Tom Robinson.

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/11/medicine-for-a-case-of-the-mitts/feed/ 1 The Bloggernacle: Not Totally Useless. http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/10/the-bloggernacle-not-totally-useless/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/10/the-bloggernacle-not-totally-useless/#comments Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:07:11 +0000 Adam Greenwood http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6623 Generating loud laughter covereth a multitude of semi-heretical self-absorptions.

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/10/the-bloggernacle-not-totally-useless/feed/ 0 Like an attorney doing a cross-examination http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/04/like-an-attorney-doing-a-cross-examination/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/04/like-an-attorney-doing-a-cross-examination/#comments Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:27:46 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6615 A prospective groom should already know the answer before he asks the question in public.

Of course, asking the question just before being fed to hungry monsters has its own perils and advantages.

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/04/like-an-attorney-doing-a-cross-examination/feed/ 0 Jim Wilson of Buckingham, Va. http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/02/jim-wilson-of-buckingham-va/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/02/jim-wilson-of-buckingham-va/#comments Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:23:46 +0000 Adam Greenwood http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6581 Almost thou persuadest me to be a Romneyite.

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