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Free ebook: Never Binge Again.

February 02nd, 2016 by Bookslinger

Free for a day (or so) on Amazon:

Never Binge Again:
Reprogram Yourself to Think Like a Permanently Thin Person.
Stop Overeating and Binge Eating and Stick to the Food Plan of Your Choice!
Kindle Edition.
by Glenn Livingston.

I haven’t read it yet, but just saw it on Bookbub.com, so wanted to give others a heads-up to the temporary deal.  79% of 33 reviews rated it 5 out 5 stars.

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February 02nd, 2016 10:30:21

Curse Steggles

January 29th, 2016 by G.

I twiddled ye olde TV dials yesterday e’en full of elan and the punting spirit.  I had placed largish sums as part of a betting syndicate on several of the contenders in the Republican debate and was looking forward to a spirited gallop.

But it seems the whole betting thingummy had to be scratched.  Parties whose names will not sully my lips had nobbled one of the thoroughbred contenders well before the starting gun, dash it. The whole affair was a frost.

It is almost enough to make one lose one’s faith in the purity of the political process.  Absolutely!

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January 29th, 2016 07:11:00

Whatever Happens

December 10th, 2015 by Bertie

Whatever happens, we have got,

the atom bomb, and they . . . Oh, I say!

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December 10th, 2015 06:59:02

I wish that were so

December 07th, 2015 by Vader

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December 07th, 2015 11:06:44

Best Friend and Severest Critic

November 29th, 2015 by G.

My little baby daughter cries whenever I sing. There’s no accounting for taste.

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November 29th, 2015 17:45:34

Return of Jo-Fes

November 29th, 2015 by G.

I am pleased to announce the return of the Christmas season. Yesterday I heard my son telling his little cousin all about “Jo-Fes.”

It is still silly season, however. My girls like watching Fred Astaire videos on youtube. They also like Star Wars. This afternoon I heard them singing

You say Palpatine
I say Palpateen
You say Darth Vader
I say Darth Vahder
Palpatine Palpateen
Vader Vahder
Lets call the whole thing off.

I didn’t have the heart to tell them that I could ask the principals to settle any such little dispute.

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November 29th, 2015 17:44:39

The Keys to Miracles.

November 27th, 2015 by Bookslinger

The keys to miracles are laid out in Spencer Kimball’s book “Faith Precedes the Miracle” available used on Amazon.

Personal guidance and revelation through the Holy Ghost, also being forms of miracles, are accessed with the same keys.

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November 27th, 2015 15:30:28

Humor by Understatement

November 25th, 2015 by G.

Overheard in the mess hall:

This tastes like someone skinned a hockey puck and tanned the hide.

Yep.

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November 25th, 2015 13:05:58

As the Prophet Nash has Written

November 25th, 2015 by G.

Not everything that pops into your head is inspiration. (more…)

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November 25th, 2015 06:19:25

Stephen Colbert is Supposed to be Funny

November 24th, 2015 by Bertie

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November 24th, 2015 11:13:01

Buying insurance

November 21st, 2015 by Vader

Back in the day.

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November 21st, 2015 18:40:14

The tell

November 12th, 2015 by Vader

I don’t drink tea.

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November 12th, 2015 11:34:03

Angina Monologue 24

October 26th, 2015 by Vader

Snip. Snip. … Snip-snip.

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October 26th, 2015 10:06:03

I love Dr. Sith’s children’s books

October 23rd, 2015 by Vader

sith

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October 23rd, 2015 08:29:51

No, Christianity Should Not ‘Welcome’ or ‘Include’ Your Sinful Lifestyle

October 19th, 2015 by Bookslinger

Matt Walsh, writing at The Blaze.

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October 19th, 2015 10:55:18