Bidding war for lost Ipod.   (more…)

This is pretty much how I react to it, too.   (more…)

Some articles are worth linking just so you can quote part of the headline.

Does this mean that Mormons really do worship a different Jesus? One’s bean is too full of airy nothings to tell. I asked Jeeves about it, but the fellow was rather shirty on the subject. Said that even a dashed tophole gentleman’s personal gentleman might cavil at explicating matters of philo-theological concern, or words to that effect.

Three rabbis are sitting & chatting, lamenting about the waywardness of their offspring.

The first rabbi says, “Ach, mein eldest, he is such a mystery. I raised him with such care to be a good Jewish boy, but now he has gone & become a Christian.”

The other two rabbis sympathize, & the second one then says, “And my number one, he too has become a Christian. What shall I do?”

After a moment, the third rabbi says, “How can this be? My one & only son, he too has turned Christian.”

As the three rabbis sit commiserating, a bolt of lightning & a roll of thunder rend the air, a tremendous earthquake rumbles the ground, & a solemn & majestic voice comes from out of the cosmos, “Oy vey, you will not believe this, but….”

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Spice or othewise. But this has way too much truth to it.

But its not as dry as this.

My friends will tell you that I’m rather a pacific chap, harmless as a dove and all that, if not more so, but there are times when one simply has to rise in the righteous wrath of the Woosters. (more…)

One suggests seeds.

Virginia bans involuntary chip implants.   (more…)

Your Bertram haughtily stoops to acknowledge that he is an aristo-elitist enemy of the people, doomed to the tumbrils with the Duc d’Enghien and Mitt Romney. Quite.

Punishing the wrong parties?

From Wikipedia: (more…)

Official mascot of the ARRA:
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This doesn’t look at all like me. (more…)