Junior Ganymede
We endeavor to give satisfaction

The Bridge

July 19th, 2016 by Vader

His Majesty’s version:

(more…)

Comments (1)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit,Deseret Review | No Tag
No Tag
July 19th, 2016 17:54:42

Milk

July 18th, 2016 by G.

2% milk is like non-alcoholic wine.

Skim milk is like [urine] in a bottle.

Comments (12)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit | No Tag
No Tag
July 18th, 2016 09:15:09

Wow, clean humor. 

June 22nd, 2016 by Bookslinger

www.youtube.com/studioctv.  Don’t let the fact that it’s from BYU dissuade you.  It’s hilarious.

Comments (1)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit | Tags:
June 22nd, 2016 08:45:44

Resurrected in His Image

June 22nd, 2016 by G.

When we come up from the water we bear the Saviour upon our souls, on our heads, on our eyes, in our very inward parts, on all our members–Him who is pure from sin, free from all corruption, just as He was when He rose again and appeared to His disciples, as He was taken up, as He will come agin to demand the return of His treasure.

Thus we have been born; we have been stamped with Christ as though with some figure and shape.

-thus St. Nicholas Cabasilas.

He is referring to the Orthodox baptism, of course.  But it is true of our authorized baptism, and of the solemnities that occur in sacred places. (more…)

Comments (3)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit,Deseret Review | No Tag
No Tag
June 22nd, 2016 06:00:30

His Majesty’s cat

June 21st, 2016 by Vader

Actually, His Majesty has four cats. This is Zoe.

(more…)

Comments (0)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit | Tags:
June 21st, 2016 09:22:56

Pusillanimity

June 08th, 2016 by Bertie

Stiffen up the blood, Scott Adams, dash it!  Summon up the sinews!  When the many-headed begin to throw objects in a marked manner, then’s no time for a gentleman to imitate a dashed wee slinkit timorous beastie, if slinkit is the word I mean.  That’s not the stuff to give the troops.  Take a page from the Wooster book, old bean.  When a Wooster is faced with a little unpleasantness, going all the way back to the Crusades, we have always made a manly, dignified, sneak to the exit.

Comments (2)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit | No Tag
No Tag
June 08th, 2016 05:59:42

A Very Special Work for the Dead

June 08th, 2016 by The Junior Ganymede

The Jr. Ganymede is the exclusive venue for the following press release:

(more…)

Comments (4)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit | No Tag
No Tag
June 08th, 2016 05:52:03

What Groucho Declaimed

May 31st, 2016 by G.

It is probably a milestone of some sort, though I do not know what, when one of your kids flags you down to share a few lines of poetry that caught her eye, while wearing Groucho Marx spectacles and mustache.

Comments (0)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit | Tags:
May 31st, 2016 20:41:31

What is a Hero?

May 26th, 2016 by G.

What is your definition of heroism? (more…)

Comments (9)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit,Deseret Review | No Tag
No Tag
May 26th, 2016 07:22:07

Reluctant Polygamist, Joseph Smith Jr. By Meg Stout

April 26th, 2016 by Bookslinger

Meg’s series of posts about Nauvoo polygamy at Millennial Star is now in book form. Available at Amazon.com in paperpack, and Kindle ebook.
Comments (0)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit,Deseret Review | Tags: , , , , ,
April 26th, 2016 04:00:30

Rumors of my remarriage

April 14th, 2016 by Vader

Are hereby categorically denied.

(more…)

Comments (0)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit | Tags:
April 14th, 2016 08:25:06

Smart People Do Better with Fewer Friends

March 20th, 2016 by G.

Here.

The more folks know me, the smarter I get.

Comments (1)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit | No Tag
No Tag
March 20th, 2016 14:59:42

The Muse of Goobers Strikes Again

March 16th, 2016 by G.


Wear your bolo solo
and never in a pair.
It’s haute couture for those who dare
like models in their underwear.

Turquoise blue and silver too,
The bolo tie’s the tie for you,
Manly, rugged, and quite prieux,
You’re the cock-a-doodle-doo.

Comments (7)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit | Tags: , , ,
March 16th, 2016 08:38:43

Heil Spode

March 15th, 2016 by Bertie

Sir, I have met Roderick Spode. Roderick Spode became a friend of mine. Sir, Donald Trump is no Roderick Spode. Why, I bet he’s never so much as fashioned a single lady’s undergarment.

Comments (6)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit | No Tag
No Tag
March 15th, 2016 06:03:54

American Game Shows

March 11th, 2016 by Bertie

I have rather made a discovery on Ye Olde Telly. It’s a dashed peculiar game show. (more…)

Comments (1)
Filed under: Brilliantly Lit | No Tag
No Tag
March 11th, 2016 11:51:58