Will get you an explanation of the offside rule you can finally understand, what?
I never could quite understand Jeeve’s explanation, dash it all. If only he’d thought to use simple pictures, perhaps I’d have it crammed in the old bean by now.
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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, To Be Euthanized.
His Majesty: “I’m Emperor Palpatine, and I approved of this message.”
Their reckless frenetic conspiracy-mindedness gives me the only chance I’ll ever have to use the phrase “hell on wheels within wheels.” (more…)
Is killed by seals in vicious gangland-style waddleby beating. Seal spokesmen could not be reached for comment.
I tooled up in the roadster to New Hampshire yesterday to take in the hustings. After the hustle and bustle of Manhattan, one rather enjoys these quaint American customs. A good time was had by all. (more…)
Generating loud laughter covereth a multitude of semi-heretical self-absorptions.
A prospective groom should already know the answer before he asks the question in public.
Of course, asking the question just before being fed to hungry monsters has its own perils and advantages.
Almost thou persuadest me to be a Romneyite.
The term “intellectual” is one frequently found in descriptions of political groupings and presumably refers to writers, artists, poets, philosophers, and other idlers whose influence is considerably greater than their numbers or contribution would warrant.
But on the other hand, that is one fierce hombre of a 90-year old man.
In all the hype and commercialization, let’s not lose sight of the true meaning of Massacre of the Innocents Day.
My close personal friend and amenuensis Neil Pollack has worked up some ideas we hashed out while dodging SS bullets in the Resistance into quite a passable essay. You just might laugh.
I rarely link to BCC posts. But when I do, I prefer to link to posts like this.