Junior Ganymede
We endeavor to give satisfaction

His Majesty has become an author

January 12th, 2017 by Vader

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January 12th, 2017 16:38:25

The Second Parable of Rule

December 15th, 2016 by G.

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These build on each other.  We’ll start with the First Parable of Rule again.

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December 15th, 2016 09:30:33

A less than healthy elite

December 13th, 2016 by Jeeves

I have had occasion to reflect on Lord Vader’s historical ruminations vis-a-vis Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman.

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December 13th, 2016 10:25:31

The Amazing All-New Cub Scout Diet

December 12th, 2016 by G.

You can eat as much as you want . . . as long as its great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts. Spoons optional.

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December 12th, 2016 10:43:53

Angina Monologue 33

December 11th, 2016 by Vader

His Majesty was in a rather pleasant mood this morning.

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December 11th, 2016 14:49:26

The Essential Bruce Charlton reading list.

November 26th, 2016 by Bookslinger

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November 26th, 2016 07:55:11

It’s tough being an evil overlord nowadays

November 14th, 2016 by Vader

fluffy

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November 14th, 2016 17:50:40

With the Bundy’s at their Country Place

October 26th, 2016 by Bertie

My Aunt Agatha has crust to end all crusts.  One can only goggle at the sang-froid with which she puts across her desires that some poor innocent toad beneath the harrow engage in enterprises of the scaliest.  As the Americans would say, bless her heart.

As is often the case, what, what, what, the recent toad beneath the harrow was one Bertie Wooster.  “Bertie,” she said, “I wish you to join the Oregon militia stand-off under false pretenses as an informant for the FBI”

“Why, I say,” I said, “dash it.  This is the limit.  The absolute frozen limit.  What earthly reason should I have for embroiling myself in those contretemps?”

She fixed me with her steely gaze.  “Because I wish it,” she said.  Or perhaps hissed would be the mot juste.

As Jeeves would put it, vowing that I would ne’er consent, I consented.

It was rather jolly.  I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the great bulk of my fellow militia men were also undercover fellows.  It was rather in the nature of a costume party.  Next time I shall go as Pierrot.

A good time was had by all and sundry.

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October 26th, 2016 10:00:28

Dashed Spectacular Revelations

October 12th, 2016 by Bertie

What ho, what ho, what ho!

My pals have been wondering why I have been keeping radio silence, going dashed incommunicado and all that.  The matter is susceptible of a ready explanation, what.  Due to a contretemps of the contrempiest, around a calendar year or so ago your Bertram found himself rather accidentally affianced.  Judging it the better part of valor to not reveal that my suit had been thoroughly pressed to the prior pressee of said suit, viz., a certain flame-haired nuclear physicist gal who, if she has one fault, could be said to have a temper that could split atoms, I determined to extricate myself from the toils in a more manly, straightforward way.  To wit, I asked Jeeves.  My  man, you know.  He’s a dashed brainy cove. (more…)

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October 12th, 2016 07:55:41

“Arrr,” He Prayed

October 11th, 2016 by G.

My little son:

I prayed to God for if I could be a pirate and He said, “well, do you want to be a pirate?” and I want to know what that means?

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October 11th, 2016 06:09:12

A half-pedant

September 20th, 2016 by Vader

Like a half-wit, may be worse than none at all.

Worth working back to earlier chapters, if only for the statement:

The Gods do not like cheap signaling.

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September 20th, 2016 07:51:53

Sales are the Devil

September 19th, 2016 by G.

C.S. Lewis said that writing Screwtape was a strain.  It was spiritually dry, like writing with dust in his mouth.

Well, I just go asked to portray the Devil for a bit, and I had a blast.  (more…)

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September 19th, 2016 09:26:37

The Bridge

July 19th, 2016 by Vader

His Majesty’s version:

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July 19th, 2016 17:54:42

Milk

July 18th, 2016 by G.

2% milk is like non-alcoholic wine.

Skim milk is like [urine] in a bottle.

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July 18th, 2016 09:15:09

Wow, clean humor. 

June 22nd, 2016 by Bookslinger

www.youtube.com/studioctv.  Don’t let the fact that it’s from BYU dissuade you.  It’s hilarious.

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June 22nd, 2016 08:45:44