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Hiker scares off mountain lion with opera singing

August 14th, 2014 by Vader

His Majesty: “Finally, a use for opera.”

I’m rather fond of it myself. I wonder if it is revealing that His Majesty’s artistic interests are confined almost entirely to the abstranct and nonrepresentational. It was precisely the other way with Adolph Hitler.

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August 14th, 2014 10:16:27

Silicon spam!

August 06th, 2014 by Vader

I just got an email, here in my office at Death Star, Inc, asking me if I wanted any wafer quotes.

We don’t manufacture consumer electronics here.

I am tempted to write back that, no, I don’t want any wafer quotes; I’m not even Catholic.

Might be too irreverent, though. I would not want my Catholic friends to mistake this for mocking the Sacred Host.

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August 06th, 2014 11:51:17

Butter!

August 04th, 2014 by Race Bannon

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August 04th, 2014 10:59:11

Eating their own

August 03rd, 2014 by Vader

Remember the old Leftist canard about school bake sales?

It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.

Looks like that one’s out the window now.

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August 03rd, 2014 20:54:17

Ladies, before you convert to Islam…

July 26th, 2014 by Bookslinger

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July 26th, 2014 10:03:08

I am outpolling Hillary Clinton.

July 23rd, 2014 by Vader

His Majesty is not amused.

I have not yet made a decision on whether to run in 2016.

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July 23rd, 2014 11:11:48

Abortions: Not just for women any more!

July 23rd, 2014 by Vader

So it seems.

I’m finding myself thinking of the various perversions the Torah chooses to describe as “confusion.”

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July 23rd, 2014 09:08:33

Bachelor’s degree as union card

July 22nd, 2014 by Vader

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July 22nd, 2014 09:37:21

I support the Word of Wisdom

July 21st, 2014 by Vader

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July 21st, 2014 11:44:54

Isn’t there a mens rea element to arson?

July 15th, 2014 by Vader

Woman goes all out to kill spider.

I’m guessing the prosecution is not counting on a mostly-women jury.

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July 15th, 2014 12:41:26

Not just the British

July 15th, 2014 by Vader

You cannot hope
to bribe or twist,
thank God! the
British journalist.
But, seeing what
the man will do
unbribed, there’s
no occasion to.

–Humbert Wolfe

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July 15th, 2014 08:44:04

“… a fool, faking papers for a bunch of incompetents, and rewarded for it by idiots.”

July 14th, 2014 by Vader

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July 14th, 2014 09:11:22

Satan is a liberal.

June 27th, 2014 by Bookslinger

Thus Matt Walsh.

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June 27th, 2014 06:29:42

Statutory rape

June 24th, 2014 by Vader

Most of the other jokes about this are even worse.

So why link such vulgar material at our genteel blog? Well, we’re observers of culture and cultural decadence, and the fact that the fertility idols of the ancient world have made a comeback seems noteworthy.

Except, given the setting, perhaps these are better described as infertility idols.

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June 24th, 2014 09:09:17

Drones

June 23rd, 2014 by Zen

-don-mccullough

 

Far be it from me to preach a prosperity gospel with golden idols for everyone, righteousness should yield a minimum of national success. But if we can’t even compete with the corrupt and backwards regimes, then that should be a trumpet in our ears. If we are defeated in soccer/fütbol at the Worldcup, not one will be greatly surprised. If Japan or Korea makes a better smart phone, we are not shocked.

But if we don’t lead the world in pizza delivery, then something just isn’t right.  Russia has pizza delivery drones and we can’t even manage the redtape. America invented and perfected pizza as we know it. But here we are with Russia doing what we have only talked about.

I hate feeling like we are falling behind.

That and I am hungry for some supreme with extra cheese.

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June 23rd, 2014 20:00:12