I’m rather fond of it myself. I wonder if it is revealing that His Majesty’s artistic interests are confined almost entirely to the abstranct and nonrepresentational. It was precisely the other way with Adolph Hitler.
I just got an email, here in my office at Death Star, Inc, asking me if I wanted any wafer quotes.
We don’t manufacture consumer electronics here.
I am tempted to write back that, no, I don’t want any wafer quotes; I’m not even Catholic.
Might be too irreverent, though. I would not want my Catholic friends to mistake this for mocking the Sacred Host.
Remember the old Leftist canard about school bake sales?
It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
Especially when some other things don’t.
You cannot hope
to bribe or twist,
thank God! the
But, seeing what
the man will do
no occasion to.
Most of the other jokes about this are even worse.
So why link such vulgar material at our genteel blog? Well, we’re observers of culture and cultural decadence, and the fact that the fertility idols of the ancient world have made a comeback seems noteworthy.
Except, given the setting, perhaps these are better described as infertility idols.
Far be it from me to preach a prosperity gospel with golden idols for everyone, righteousness should yield a minimum of national success. But if we can’t even compete with the corrupt and backwards regimes, then that should be a trumpet in our ears. If we are defeated in soccer/fütbol at the Worldcup, not one will be greatly surprised. If Japan or Korea makes a better smart phone, we are not shocked.
But if we don’t lead the world in pizza delivery, then something just isn’t right. Russia has pizza delivery drones and we can’t even manage the redtape. America invented and perfected pizza as we know it. But here we are with Russia doing what we have only talked about.
I hate feeling like we are falling behind.
That and I am hungry for some supreme with extra cheese.