Junior Ganymede
We endeavor to give satisfaction

Ladies, before you convert to Islam…

July 26th, 2014 by Bookslinger

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July 26th, 2014 10:03:08

I am outpolling Hillary Clinton.

July 23rd, 2014 by Vader

His Majesty is not amused.

I have not yet made a decision on whether to run in 2016.

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July 23rd, 2014 11:11:48

Abortions: Not just for women any more!

July 23rd, 2014 by Vader

So it seems.

I’m finding myself thinking of the various perversions the Torah chooses to describe as “confusion.”

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July 23rd, 2014 09:08:33

Bachelor’s degree as union card

July 22nd, 2014 by Vader

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July 22nd, 2014 09:37:21

I support the Word of Wisdom

July 21st, 2014 by Vader

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July 21st, 2014 11:44:54

Isn’t there a mens rea element to arson?

July 15th, 2014 by Vader

Woman goes all out to kill spider.

I’m guessing the prosecution is not counting on a mostly-women jury.

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July 15th, 2014 12:41:26

Not just the British

July 15th, 2014 by Vader

You cannot hope
to bribe or twist,
thank God! the
British journalist.
But, seeing what
the man will do
unbribed, there’s
no occasion to.

–Humbert Wolfe

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July 15th, 2014 08:44:04

“… a fool, faking papers for a bunch of incompetents, and rewarded for it by idiots.”

July 14th, 2014 by Vader

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July 14th, 2014 09:11:22

Satan is a liberal.

June 27th, 2014 by Bookslinger

Thus Matt Walsh.

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June 27th, 2014 06:29:42

Statutory rape

June 24th, 2014 by Vader

Most of the other jokes about this are even worse.

So why link such vulgar material at our genteel blog? Well, we’re observers of culture and cultural decadence, and the fact that the fertility idols of the ancient world have made a comeback seems noteworthy.

Except, given the setting, perhaps these are better described as infertility idols.

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June 24th, 2014 09:09:17

Drones

June 23rd, 2014 by Zen

-don-mccullough

 

Far be it from me to preach a prosperity gospel with golden idols for everyone, righteousness should yield a minimum of national success. But if we can’t even compete with the corrupt and backwards regimes, then that should be a trumpet in our ears. If we are defeated in soccer/fütbol at the Worldcup, not one will be greatly surprised. If Japan or Korea makes a better smart phone, we are not shocked.

But if we don’t lead the world in pizza delivery, then something just isn’t right.  Russia has pizza delivery drones and we can’t even manage the redtape. America invented and perfected pizza as we know it. But here we are with Russia doing what we have only talked about.

I hate feeling like we are falling behind.

That and I am hungry for some supreme with extra cheese.

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June 23rd, 2014 20:00:12

I do not advocate restoring polygamy.

June 23rd, 2014 by Bookslinger

But some people do. I hope it is in jest.

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June 23rd, 2014 16:21:31

More responses and analyses of Kate Kelly and her movement.

June 21st, 2014 by Bookslinger

An op-ed in Deseret News by Ashley Isaacson Woolley, who has a master’s degree from Harvard Divinity School, and a J.D. from Stanford Law School.

Jeff G, at New Cool Thang, has some powerful self-reflections as a former liberal with an interesting take on the matter:

One does not simply lose one’s testimony.

Who’s really behind Ordain Women?

Drawbacks to ordaining women.

Here are two good posts by Jeff G on intellectuals in the Mormon Blogosphere:

Priesthood Authority versus Inter-Personal Reasoning.

Speech, Speakers, and Privilege

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June 21st, 2014 19:55:19

Gay Marriage of Convenience

May 29th, 2014 by Bookslinger

It’s here. With a couple different meanings.

[Edited so as not to give link-cred to certain web sites.]

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May 29th, 2014 13:52:56

“He’s not Dead, He’s in a ‘Deep Meditative State’” sounds a lot like …

May 28th, 2014 by Bookslinger

“pining for the fjords.”

Being kept in a freezer sort of gives away the answer.

Cultural reference here.

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May 28th, 2014 14:48:45