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I really shouldn’t laugh

October 07th, 2014 by Vader

Because I suspect there’s a lot of bitterness behind this.

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October 07th, 2014 12:06:29

Millennials: Generation Wuss

September 27th, 2014 by Bookslinger

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September 27th, 2014 13:14:28

A warlike people

September 23rd, 2014 by Ask a Liberal Mormon

Budget cuts will force the Army to further scale back training for units based in the United States, allowing only for training to company level (one hundred or so troops).  The size of the Army is being reduced to pre–World War II levels. The Navy has fewer ships than at any time since before World War I; the Air Force is smaller (and flying older aircraft) than at any time since its founding.

I, for one, welcome this move towards embracing Spencer W. Kimball’s wise counsel. Not that I normally advocate feeling bound by the words of dead prophets, but I make an exception when they agree with the words I’m certain we will hear from future prophets.

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September 23rd, 2014 09:25:38

Stoned cattle

September 15th, 2014 by Vader

In Cameroon.

With some comments on the implications for the natural drugs industry.

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September 15th, 2014 09:55:04

Plans to help the less fortunate

September 09th, 2014 by Vader

Went awry when, one surmises, the less fortunate helped themselves.

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September 09th, 2014 14:58:59

Kitsch

September 03rd, 2014 by Vader

When the world no longer speaks meaningfully to us, we shout into the void and pretend the echoes come to us from on high.

–Thus Roger Kimball

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September 03rd, 2014 13:39:10

75 years ago

September 02nd, 2014 by Vader

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September 02nd, 2014 11:50:11

Very dumb

September 02nd, 2014 by Vader

But I confess it made me laugh out loud anyway.

Long-time readers will understand why I have not shared this with His Majesty.

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September 02nd, 2014 11:24:53

The ultimate take on actors

August 25th, 2014 by Vader

I liked it better when we didn’t pretend actors had core competencies beyond pretending to be other people and having amusingly disastrous personal lives.

–Pseudonymous commenter at Instapundit

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August 25th, 2014 08:52:39

Why did the chicken cross the road?

August 18th, 2014 by Vader

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August 18th, 2014 09:55:05

Why Danusha is no longer a leftist.

August 14th, 2014 by Bookslinger

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August 14th, 2014 19:31:46

Hiker scares off mountain lion with opera singing

August 14th, 2014 by Vader

His Majesty: “Finally, a use for opera.”

I’m rather fond of it myself. I wonder if it is revealing that His Majesty’s artistic interests are confined almost entirely to the abstranct and nonrepresentational. It was precisely the other way with Adolph Hitler.

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August 14th, 2014 10:16:27

Silicon spam!

August 06th, 2014 by Vader

I just got an email, here in my office at Death Star, Inc, asking me if I wanted any wafer quotes.

We don’t manufacture consumer electronics here.

I am tempted to write back that, no, I don’t want any wafer quotes; I’m not even Catholic.

Might be too irreverent, though. I would not want my Catholic friends to mistake this for mocking the Sacred Host.

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August 06th, 2014 11:51:17

Butter!

August 04th, 2014 by Race Bannon

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August 04th, 2014 10:59:11

Eating their own

August 03rd, 2014 by Vader

Remember the old Leftist canard about school bake sales?

It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.

Looks like that one’s out the window now.

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August 03rd, 2014 20:54:17