Junior Ganymede
We endeavor to give satisfaction

What would Jesus do?

January 26th, 2015 by Vader

wwjd

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January 26th, 2015 10:17:49

The unbearable lightness of being

January 21st, 2015 by Vader

An OPS who is not a morning person.

The laziness here nearly amounts to high art.

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January 21st, 2015 14:24:28

Vader approves

January 13th, 2015 by Vader

It warms my heart to see my minions helping a handicapped boy this way.

That, or the warm feeling in my chest means something has shorted out.

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January 13th, 2015 18:09:11

How to Prevent Hacking

January 04th, 2015 by The Most Interesting Man in the World

Obama authorized North Korea sanctions over cyber hacking. Solution there, it seems to me, is to create unhackable systems.

–Niel deGrasse Tyson

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January 04th, 2015 17:54:35

Angina Monologue 4

January 02nd, 2015 by Vader

Sometimes I think His Majesty has become a bitter old Sith.

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January 02nd, 2015 12:59:34

Through Silliness, the Stars

November 26th, 2014 by G.

Per ardua ad astra (RAF), Ad astra per aspera (Kansas).   Both mottos have been adopted by us space settlement believers.  I propose that we ought to upgrade them:

Ad astra per vanitates

Through silliness, the stars. (more…)

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November 26th, 2014 15:21:36

The Salt-Green Revolution

November 04th, 2014 by Pecos Bill

Yeehaw!  Though I’m a feller as would like to see crops that kin be watered by tobaccer chaw.  I’m plumb sick o’ tarnishin’ agricoolcher every time I expectorate.

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November 04th, 2014 10:38:20

The Cuban Missile Crisis

October 20th, 2014 by Vader

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October 20th, 2014 14:37:24

Better than Average Elon Musk Interview

October 01st, 2014 by Pecos Bill

I reckoned to warn you that this hyar interview starts off with an earthy anglosaxonism, but its more of a marsy anglosaxonism, now that I think on it.

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October 01st, 2014 14:53:13

Kent and Bruce’s Excellent Adventure

July 25th, 2014 by Vader

Brother KB is a friend of the Junior Ganymede who posted a thoughtful guest post some time back. He has now written a series of essays, with photographs, on what sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime summer vacation. Readers with a taste for geology may find it interesting.

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July 25th, 2014 17:57:15

“Police declined to press charges”

July 21st, 2014 by Vader

And I laud their exercise of prosecutorial discretion.

It would be a shame, though, if “Buzz” Aldrin’s application of rough justice compromises the libel suit.

And, on a related note, is anyone else as disturbed as I am over the amazing lack of attention paid to the 45th anniversary of the first Moon landing?

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July 21st, 2014 08:46:47

Super bananas ready for testing

June 25th, 2014 by Mogollon Monster

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June 25th, 2014 08:41:32

SpaceX’s Dragon 2

May 30th, 2014 by Pecos Bill

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May 30th, 2014 08:21:18

Putting some rumors to bed

May 10th, 2014 by Vader

It seems appropriate at this time to solemnly declare that, notwithstanding ugly rumors to the contrary, I am not Dick Cheney.

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May 10th, 2014 19:04:23

“Mad scientists”

March 19th, 2014 by Inigo Montoya

“Mad.” I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

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March 19th, 2014 11:19:14