Junior Ganymede
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June 24th, 2016 by Bertie

I am not one to boast–positively noted for my reserve and humility and all that–but we Woosters have been past masters of executing a quick, manly sneak to the exit since nigh on to the Crusades.  Dash it, the good ol’ escutcheon proclaims Felix Exitus en Exito or words to that effect.

Naturally, one feels a good deal of pride when Merry Olde England takes a look round at the Wooster oeuvre and says to itself, self, go and do thou likewise.  One feels rather bucked.  I mean to say, its a dashed honor.

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June 24th, 2016 08:29:28

What I didn’t Expect in 4th Nephi

June 23rd, 2016 by G.

We did a family reading of the first part of 4th Nephi.  I didn’t expect three things that I found. (more…)

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June 23rd, 2016 11:48:13

Resurrected in His Image

June 22nd, 2016 by G.

When we come up from the water we bear the Saviour upon our souls, on our heads, on our eyes, in our very inward parts, on all our members–Him who is pure from sin, free from all corruption, just as He was when He rose again and appeared to His disciples, as He was taken up, as He will come agin to demand the return of His treasure.

Thus we have been born; we have been stamped with Christ as though with some figure and shape.

-thus St. Nicholas Cabasilas.

He is referring to the Orthodox baptism, of course.  But it is true of our authorized baptism, and of the solemnities that occur in sacred places. (more…)

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June 22nd, 2016 06:00:30

An Alien Tried to Assassinate Trump

June 21st, 2016 by Patrick Henry

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June 21st, 2016 13:28:57

Japan is for the Japanese

June 21st, 2016 by G.

Most Mormons probably do not have a lot of stake patriotism anymore.  We move around too much, and the stakes change too much.

So we forget that they aren’t just administrative conveniences or levels in the priesthood hierachy. (more…)

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June 21st, 2016 07:30:06


June 20th, 2016 by G.

A missionary in our ward said that when she first got to the mission she was very homesick.  She missed her family.

She prayed that the sadness would go away.  She wanted to be a missionary and have her heart in doing missionary work.  She did not want to be pining for her family.

She heard an answer that her feelings for her family helped her understand God’s feelings for his lost children and would help her be a better missionary.

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June 20th, 2016 05:56:07

The Bull and the Jackrabbit

June 17th, 2016 by G.

The bull and his herd mostly ignored the jackrabbit who sometimes also grazed on the meadow.  They would not turn aside from him, however, so he sometimes had to scamper out of their way.  He resented having to move.  “They should move away from me,” he thought, “I consume less and am closer to the earth.”

One day the jack-rabbit began the unnatural practice of digging burrows in the field.  They gave  him a refuge so he did not have to get out of the way.  Best of all, the inconvenienced the cattle and even caused one cow to break her leg and be put down.  He was delighted with the outcome, though he was also sure that it was not his fault.

The bull in particular became quite angry about the jackrabbit’s burrows.  Though the bull never did any real damage to the agile creature, the jackrabbit still took the scorn personally.  Brooding on these wrongs, as he supposed, he quite naturally fell in with the coyote, who also had angered the bull with his sneaking ways and nips at calves.

The parrots also soon took up the cause of the coyote and the jackrabbit.  All over the fields and the meadows, they squawked that the bull had an unreasoning hatred for the coyote and the jackrabbit.  “Why,” they said, “the bull’s anger has gone so far that it has even led to coyote nips at calves and dangerous jackrabbit burrows.  The bull is dangerous.”

One day the coyote killed the jackrabbit and devoured him.

And the parrots squawked louder.  They said the bull had caused the jackrabbit’s death, after one fashion or another.  “The bull hated the jackrabbit.  The jackrabbit was killed hatefully,” they said.

When a hound, sniffing the remains, said the scene smelled of coyote to him, the parrots flew around him beating his face angrily.  The coyote was friends to the jackrabbit, they said, and equally  hated by the bull.  And besides, when killing the jackrabbit, they said, the coyote was acting like a bull.

Moral of the story: The media and memes talk nonsense.

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June 17th, 2016 13:37:09

Christ Camp

June 15th, 2016 by G.

I sat by a federal agent at my work cafeteria yesterday. He had his phone out, reading it.

We struck up a conversation. Turns out he was reading the Gospels. He had gotten a book called Why Men Hate Church, something like that. The author urged reading the Gospels to find masculine qualities and behavior by Christ, not just the usual femininities of love and compassion and so forth. So that is what the federal agent was doing.

Him: Do you realize that Christ spent most of his time camping in the wilderness with his guy friends?

Me: Dadgum. You’re right. Huh. [Yes, my poppets, I said ‘dadgum.’ Saying it un-ironically is one of my superpowers.]

Him: Or fishing.

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June 15th, 2016 14:21:59


June 15th, 2016 by G.

Unreflective, naive realism is the past: religious traditionalism – it accepts what is given and relies on not-thinking about it. And then those who reflect and think deeply and become wise are led to a conscious recognition that what is given is true, real and therefore necessary.

Modern people who do not consciously think are therefore on ‘the Right’; and so are those who follow-through their thoughts to their conclusions.

But the mass majority of modern intellectuals, however, think a little bit but never through to conclusions. They reflect a little, but never about their own assumptions. They are – in a word – sophomores: that is, wise fools – or, actual-fools who superficially appear, and believe themselves to be, wise.

-thus Bruce Charlton.

If you are not reading the good doctor, you ought.

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June 15th, 2016 13:31:12

The Experience of the Spirit

June 15th, 2016 by G.

I want to be transformed all at once. I hate battling the same weaknesses, revisiting the same old wounds. I want to change and STAY changed! After each renewed commitment, each meaningful experience or spiritual high, I want to say . . . that “I cannot go back” to who I was before.

In spite of myself…it seems that I DO go back.


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June 15th, 2016 06:12:25

God of the Gaps

June 14th, 2016 by G.

Here is an observation from President Lee that is eloquent and deeper than it first appears: (more…)

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June 14th, 2016 07:30:15

Premarital Sex and Divorce

June 13th, 2016 by G.


As reported before, there is a link between divorce and premarital sex.

Hat tip to Difficult Run.

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June 13th, 2016 06:10:19

Natural Conventions

June 13th, 2016 by G.

The conventional, under appropriate rational conditions, converges on the natural.

thus the Siris blog.

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June 13th, 2016 06:06:52

Democracy in America

June 10th, 2016 by Patrick Henry

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June 10th, 2016 13:32:47

Sacred remembrance

June 10th, 2016 by Vader

The Cold War was not without casualties.

The first speaker, Cary Skidmore, is presently serving as a counselor in the Santa Fe Stake Presidency.

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June 10th, 2016 12:46:22