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A brief note to the Democratic National Committee

July 25th, 2016 by Vader

Now do you believe that Wikileaks is a front for Russian intelligence?

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July 25th, 2016 08:51:52

The Blessings of the Sabbath

July 25th, 2016 by G.

In the middle of moving and doing a house remodel, the blessings of the Sabbath are very, very acute.

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July 25th, 2016 06:04:52

Religious Folk Have More Kids

July 20th, 2016 by G.

Well, flabber my gast.   I am shocked, shocked.

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July 20th, 2016 16:37:35

The Spirit Whispered, There is No Spirit

July 20th, 2016 by G.

Yet another soul came out lately as an atheist. No names-but this soul is like others that have trod the broad and progressive path. They started out by rejecting the church’s morality and marriage doctrine, because “the ‘Spirit’ confirms the Church was wrong.” And now that same being has led them to believe there is no Spirit.

Astonishing. (more…)

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July 20th, 2016 05:50:35

The Bridge

July 19th, 2016 by Vader

His Majesty’s version:


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July 19th, 2016 17:54:42

The Tyranny of Opinion

July 19th, 2016 by G.

Suspend judgment, then, and ponder what has been said tonight until you receive further instructions.

-thus President  Harold B. Lee. (more…)

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July 19th, 2016 07:30:19

Our friends at First Things

July 18th, 2016 by Vader

Occasionally hit one out of the park.

Don’t make the mistake of thinking this article is really about Trump.


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July 18th, 2016 12:54:51

Priesthood is Power

July 18th, 2016 by G.

On the sweetness of Mormon life.

? Your Stake President is retired FBI. Brethren, he says with fervor, priesthood is power, like a .45 caliber in your hand.  (more…)

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July 18th, 2016 08:27:44

Explosion in Panaca

July 15th, 2016 by John Mansfield

Panaca, Nevada goes back to 1864 when it was Panaca, Utah, a couple years before Nevada’s boundary was moved another degree east to the 114th Meridian. It was an agricultural community supplying mining camps. “Tranquil and religious, Panaca never had an easy relationship with its rambunctious neighbors, but it has outlasted nearly all of them.” Today with a population of 900, it is the only dry town in Nevada. There is a Panaca Nevada Stake of the LDS church, a Panaca 1st Ward, and a Panaca 2nd Ward. The last time I was there was two nights before the 2012 eclipse. The next morning I visited graves in Enterprise, 50 miles east of Panaca.

A weird crime occurred there Wednesday evening. (more…)

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July 15th, 2016 09:12:30

A Generation of Artisans and Scholars

July 15th, 2016 by The Junior Ganymede


The Junior Ganymede is proud to present a guest post from our friend at Gently Hew Stone.

I loved Aardvark’s recent post about gathering to Zion culturally. That essay made many important points that need to be considered deeply. My post is meant to stand on that one’s shoulders and go a little farther.

In the middle of what might be the essay’s most important paragraph, Aardvark said, “This is not a call to turn the next generation into a generation of artisans and scholars.”

Actually, it should be, and I’ll make the case that it is. Our need to save this and future rising generations is absolutely a call to produce more artists and educators—more people whose profession it is to build and transmit culture. (more…)

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July 15th, 2016 06:09:11

Mormon-Style Insights on Cultural Creativity: Opposition in All Things

July 13th, 2016 by G.

The key to joy is sorrow.

The key to insight is moving into areas of ignorance.

The key to growth is the Fall.

The key to creativity is boredom.

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July 13th, 2016 06:10:18

We Need to Gather to Zion Culturally

July 12th, 2016 by The Junior Ganymede

The JrG is pleased to share this guest post from our friend Aardvark.  He proposes a cultural variant of the Benedict Option.

Sometimes I find myself envious of Lehi and his family, or of the early saints; they had somewhere to go. Things got weird, they saw that things got weird, so they packed their bags and left. Sure, I’m glossing over a whole host of important details that would make me less envious of those two parties, but suffice it to say, lately I feel the the desire to leave for the wilderness and gather very keenly.


Alas there are few empty places in the world left to run to, and short of an explicit call to gather from the prophet there are most likely not enough people willing to leave that could make any self-imposed exile sustainable in the long run. It seems that we are left with the Benedict Option as our first step. This idea has been covered on this blog recently and previously, as well as in other places so I’ll avoid rehashing what it is.


Ultimately, it seems that many people I speak with think this isn’t even available as a first step for us anymore. It seems that we are in the world a bit too much these days. For Mormons this appears to be the crux. We have many of the necessary structures in place already to execute a highly successful Benedictine withdrawal, but our desire for respectability keeps us trying to straddle the line. As modern culture continues its willful descent into a Hieronymus Bosch painting, we’ll get pulled down along with it.


As has been observed by others on this blog, we as Mormons have outsourced much of our cultural and social economies to the broader culture; shunning the world then simply will not work. On the one hand, we are too reliant on it for our entertainment. On the other, we cannot retreat or hide from the onslaught of a decadent culture forever, hiding behind rocks that progressively get smaller and smaller. What we need to do, is replace it. Yes, let us replace the decadent culture around us with a rich beautiful culture infused with the sense of divinity we lay claim to as Latter-day Saints. And when I say culture, I don’t mean we should pick off the lowest hanging fruit. I aim for us to retake the ultimate expression of a society’s culture: its theater, dance, music, architecture, sculpture, drawing, painting, and other fine arts. (more…)

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July 12th, 2016 12:00:19

God of the Gaps: Do not Cast Yourself Off the Temple

July 12th, 2016 by G.

About a decade ago, I noticed a trend.  Whenever I pointed out to liberal Mormons that some vastly silly proposal of theirs would wreck the Church, merely because it had wrecked all the other churches where it had been tried, I got two kinds of responses.

From the progressives in Mormon skins, the response was indifference.  The Church was not their allegiance, progressivism was, so they did not care.

From the genuine Mormons who were merely colonized by progressivism–the ones where the infection had not killed off their faith yet–the response was more irenic.  No, they assured me, this was God’s church so he would never let bad things happen to it. (more…)

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July 12th, 2016 07:30:37

A Few Days Ago in the Temple.

July 11th, 2016 by G.

At the end of my row was a Navajo man without much temple experience. The workers were helping him through the ceremony. Meanwhile I was going through the ritual motions in a particularly brusque fashion. I caught myself doing it. I realized I had unconsciously decided to affect being the old hand who has seen it all before. I laughed at myself.  (more…)

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July 06th, 2016 by G.

A really excellent missionary told me recently that she was very homesick when she first came out.  She prayed to have the feeling lightened so she could focus more on missionary work.  But God said to her, no, in the long run you will be a better missionary for knowing how I feel at the absence of my family.

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July 06th, 2016 09:52:52