Junior Ganymede » Vader http://www.jrganymede.com We endeavor to give satisfaction Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:04:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 “Obama 2012: He’ll Do Better This Time, Honest” http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/07/obama-2012-hell-do-better-this-time-honest/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/07/obama-2012-hell-do-better-this-time-honest/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:49:57 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6786 His Hehness does not think this is a winning slogan.

Neither do I, but it’s certainly a highly entertaining slogan. I can come up with some more:

Obama 2012: No Longer Lacking Executive Experience

Obama 2012: Everyone Deserves a Second Chance

Obama 2012: Purely By the Law of Averages, He’s Bound to Do Better

Add your own in the comments.

 

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/07/obama-2012-hell-do-better-this-time-honest/feed/ 2 Toddler snot as tool of persuasion http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/07/toddler-snot-as-tool-of-persuasion/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/07/toddler-snot-as-tool-of-persuasion/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:31:00 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6784 I see I need to reprogram my interrogation droid. Juniper pollen seems like a fine addition to its repertoire as well.

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/07/toddler-snot-as-tool-of-persuasion/feed/ 0 I am now a controlled substance http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/03/i-am-now-a-controlled-substance/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/03/i-am-now-a-controlled-substance/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:57:02 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6772 FDA rules that stem cells are a drug.   

Brought back some old memories:

I want a new drug

 

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/03/i-am-now-a-controlled-substance/feed/ 1 The new Terry Schiavo http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/01/the-new-terry-schiavo/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/01/the-new-terry-schiavo/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:42:52 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6750 Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, To Be Euthanized.

His Majesty: “I’m Emperor Palpatine, and I approved of this message.”

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/02/01/the-new-terry-schiavo/feed/ 3 Unclear on the concept http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/31/unclear-on-the-concept-3/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/31/unclear-on-the-concept-3/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:29:21 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6748 People who don’t understand rodent reproduction probably shouldn’t be rescuing rodents from snakes.

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/31/unclear-on-the-concept-3/feed/ 1 Charming http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/31/charming/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/31/charming/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:01:21 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6745 You can now buy tumor-shaped jewelry to show solidarity with persons suffering from breast cancer.

His Majesty: “I suppose it could be worse. They could be showing solidarity with persons suffering from hypospadia.”

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/31/charming/feed/ 0 In defense of Burke’s “little platoons” http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/31/in-defense-of-burkes-little-platoons/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/31/in-defense-of-burkes-little-platoons/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:02:32 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6743 A touching essay on how the dying talk about God.

And an unflatterintg look at Harvard divinity professors.

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/31/in-defense-of-burkes-little-platoons/feed/ 2 “It is raining soup, and we are stuck holding a fork.” http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/30/it-is-raining-soup-and-we-are-stuck-holding-a-fork/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/30/it-is-raining-soup-and-we-are-stuck-holding-a-fork/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:27:23 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6741 Walter Russell Mead argues that it is our success that has so disorganized our society.

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/30/it-is-raining-soup-and-we-are-stuck-holding-a-fork/feed/ 1 Summarizing SOTU http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/26/summarizing-sotu/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/26/summarizing-sotu/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:31:22 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6727 In a single snarky run-on sentence. Which doesn’t mean it isn’t spot-on.

 

]]> http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/26/summarizing-sotu/feed/ 0 A speech finely tuned to the audience http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/25/a-speech-finely-tuned-to-the-audience/ http://www.jrganymede.com/2012/01/25/a-speech-finely-tuned-to-the-audience/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:46:32 +0000 Vader http://www.jrganymede.com/?p=6724 State of the Union speech assessed as being at eighth-grade level.

His Majesty: “Lord Vader, which audience do you mean? The American public, or Congress?”

Yes.

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