You never had what it took to be a ninja anyway.

Nate Oman says it does not rock.

Even drunk perverts can say some pretty insightful things. (more…)

The internet has lots of unfair gay marriage one liners. (more…)

The American Constitution Society, a group for liberal legal luminaries, is propagating a version of the Gettysburg Address that takes out the phrase “under God.” I am so constructed that I cannot take this kind of thing lightly. Rot in hell, ACS.

It beats the alternative.

Here’s a short summary:

1. Violence is not the answer.

2. Separately grab two fingers on one of your attackers’ hands and pull them apart.

3. Keep pulling.

Maybe not.

Letter from the Birmingham Jail.

Good riddance. Kids can learn what they need to know on Twitter.

When I don’t p.o. a cop, this is thinking I go through, except more complicated. Or maybe I just don’t want to get cuffed.

Potemra thinks its President Romney in 2012. From his lips to God’s ears. (more…)

Every right-thinking man mourns the stillbirth of this, this, this, and this.

Socrates drank the hemlock to get out of his sentence, but his sentence was just, a professor says. Can’t say that I’ve shed too many tears for the patron saint of preening gadflies.