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Cohabitation Hurts Kids

August 19th, 2011 by La LLorona

So if you don’t want to get hitched, drown the little cochinos. Its for their own good.

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August 19th, 2011 12:44:49

Is that you, Harvey?

August 08th, 2011 by La LLorona

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August 08th, 2011 11:16:33

“It’s for the children.”

November 01st, 2010 by La LLorona

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November 01st, 2010 10:48:02

“No child has ever been killed by poisoned candy. Ever.”

October 28th, 2010 by La LLorona

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October 28th, 2010 11:43:14

I have a bright future as a fashion model

June 30th, 2010 by La LLorona

If Deborah Rhode gets her way. What a wonderful future we are creating for our children!

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June 30th, 2010 11:12:40

“Playing in the dirt can make you smarter”

May 25th, 2010 by La LLorona

But how can germs possibly be good for my children? The horror!

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May 25th, 2010 11:53:22

Women, Guys Are Interested in You For Your Body

April 22nd, 2010 by La LLorona

It’s not fair! I think I’m going to cry.

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April 22nd, 2010 16:08:28

Snacks Develop Kids’ Brains

October 19th, 2009 by La LLorona

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October 19th, 2009 09:28:01

Negotiations proceed apace.

October 18th, 2009 by La LLorona

If he talks to the clouds, we’re all going to drown! (more…)

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October 18th, 2009 14:30:51

Peer-reviewed Study Concludes that Most Global Warming is Natural

July 24th, 2009 by La LLorona

Either way, my children are going to drown!

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July 24th, 2009 07:27:29

The Fitness of Gay Parents

May 04th, 2009 by La LLorona

Do Mormon parents raise their kids to be more tolerant of the Mormon cult? Probably. That makes me cry.

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May 04th, 2009 13:18:10

Mommies and Swedes

April 09th, 2009 by La LLorona

This made me want to cry. (more…)

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April 09th, 2009 15:38:02

Motherhood is wrong for everyone

April 08th, 2009 by La LLorona


This nice señora claims motherhood is wrong for everyone. It didn’t work out to well for me at least. (more…)

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April 08th, 2009 04:13:09

Hard cutbacks for hard times

April 02nd, 2009 by La LLorona

If you’re family is having a hard time making ends meet, as mothers one thing we can do to help is to make hard choices and cut back even on things we really enjoy. Maybe its time to suck it up and off one of your kids. (more…)

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April 02nd, 2009 02:15:11

Alas, My Children!

March 30th, 2009 by La LLorona

We’re all going to be drowned under a four-inch tidal wave of doom. All because of global warming! My poor children.

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March 30th, 2009 12:46:49