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Selling Papers Doesn’t Make Cents Anymore

January 20th, 2012 by John Mansfield

In the mood for a doughnut, I stepped in a bakery this morning, and when the clerk rang up my two sour cream doughnuts, the kind that used to be buttermilk and not quite so sweet, I decided to pick up a Washington Post as well. $2.20 changed to $3.26. Surprised, I looked at the front page, and sure enough, in the corner where it used to say 75¢, it now says $1. Answering my question when that happened, the clerk said since Monday.

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January 20th, 2012 12:57:50

Triple the Child Tax Credit?

January 17th, 2012 by John Mansfield

So, Rick Santorum would like to triple the Child Tax Credit (WSJ), or in other words, he feels that a family with three children should have their federal income tax cut by $6,000. (more…)

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January 17th, 2012 13:58:33

Sweetwater Award

January 03rd, 2012 by John Mansfield

The Sweetwater Award for Timely Exercise of Manhood in Freezing Water goes to . . .

Eight men who acted within seconds to pull three children from a car overturned in Utah’s Logan River. (link)

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January 03rd, 2012 05:12:57

I don’t want to carry it. You carry it.

December 22nd, 2011 by John Mansfield

Lynn Margulis died a month ago, a woman for whom the important qualities of life were mostly found at the single-cell level. “People think the earth is going to die and they have to save it. That’s ridiculous. If you rid the earth of flowering plants, people would die, period. But the earth was without flowering plants for almost all of its history.” (link)

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December 22nd, 2011 12:56:26

America’s Loss is New Zealand’s Gain

November 28th, 2011 by John Mansfield

New Zealand’s Green Party will hold thirteen seats after Saturday’s election. Among their new Members of Parliament is expatriate Californian Julie Anne Genter. (more…)

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November 28th, 2011 14:06:05

Mingling Church and State

November 09th, 2011 by John Mansfield

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November 09th, 2011 20:10:24

Mother Tongue

November 03rd, 2011 by John Mansfield

From the thoroughly enjoyable Empires of the Word by Nicholas Ostler:

“However, the only parts of the extensive territories claimed for France which received significant settlement by French-speaking colonists were the St Lawrence river area, known as la Nouvelle-France (New France), and the islands of modern Nova Scotia, then known as l’Acadie (originally la Cadie, derived from some Indian name). Here the original French policy had been to hope that ‘our sons will marry your daughters and we will become one people’. Unfortunately, this did not happen in a way that suited the French, since the early tendency was for arriving male settlers to go native, and bring up their children in their sauvage mothers’ languages. (more…)

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November 03rd, 2011 18:39:42

“Occupy Column-Inches”

October 26th, 2011 by John Mansfield

Colby Cosh is back to form with the best thing he’s written in many months, a sweetly gentle piece of cynicism.

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October 26th, 2011 19:27:19

Excerpt from Dillard’s Total Eclipse

October 21st, 2011 by John Mansfield

[The paragraph below comes from Teaching a Stone to Talk by Annie Dillard. The eclipse next May 20 will be annular, not total, so there will be no screaming.]

The second before the sun went out we saw a wall of dark shadow come speeding at us. We no sooner saw it than it was upon us, like thunder. It roared up the valley. It slammed our hill and knocked us out. It was the monstrous swift shadow cone of the moon. (more…)

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October 21st, 2011 06:07:10

Swiss Motoring Menace Continues

October 14th, 2011 by John Mansfield

Four months ago at this website, the warning was issued, “If you encounter a Swiss on the road this month, and you’re not driving in Switzerland, please exercise appropriate caution.” Alas, such caution should not have been confined to June. “SUV registered to Swiss Embassy in fatal accident.”

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October 14th, 2011 10:23:15

Barbarians

October 14th, 2011 by John Mansfield

Over at the Grouchy Ex-Wives’ Blog, or whatever they call it, there’s another round going of the endless lamentations that Latter-day Saints might have a shared identity and expectations of one another. So uncivilized, and calling again to mind that description by Conrad: “The sympathetic and deserving creature that knows all about his rights, but knows nothing of courage, of endurance, and of the unexpressed faith, of the unspoken loyalty that knits together a ship’s company.”

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October 14th, 2011 09:46:35

The Path of Annularity

September 20th, 2011 by John Mansfield

Where will you be on Sunday afternoon, May 20, 2012?

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September 20th, 2011 19:11:22

How to Worry Your Visiting Teacher

September 06th, 2011 by John Mansfield

“We’re nearly done reading Ezekial together as a family.”
“And what exactly is this Easy Kill about?” [Eyes slightly narrowed with suspicion.]
“The Book of E-zek-i-al. In the Old Testament.”
“Oh!” [Synonymous with "Whew!"]

Also, how to get your children to never say “I don’t think the Lord would ever punish anyone; He might just withhold a blessing sometimes” as they vocalize repeatedly the visions given His prophet to tell people about their coming terrors after which they shall be no more, foretold so that they will know in their deaths that “I am the Lord.” The visiting teacher wasn’t so far off the first time.

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September 06th, 2011 05:05:54

Aloha!

August 16th, 2011 by John Mansfield

Retired Rear Adm. Maurice H. “Mike” Rindskopf, who when he was 26 was the Navy’s youngest submarine commander, died last month (link):

Firing torpedoes is “all about mathematics,” and Adm. Rindskopf — who was known for his quick mind for math — played a critical role in firing 125 of them. He often volunteered for the night watch, drinking hot soup while decoding messages about the movements of enemy targets. Fellow crew members always knew when it was time.

“I would don a garish yellow aloha shirt I had purchased in Hono­lulu,” Adm. Rindskopf wrote in his memoir, “and lo! we went to Battle Stations.”

Not all who offer an aloha wish to have the greeting returned.

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August 16th, 2011 08:35:54

Cow-for-Bride Inflation in South Sudan

July 28th, 2011 by John Mansfield

“Emmanuel Gambiri said an educated wife in his cattle-herding Mundari tribe in South Sudan costs 50 cows, 60 goats and 30,000 Sudanese pounds ($12,000) in cash. [. . .] Gambiri recalls a time when wives cost as little as 12 cows and tribal chiefs wielded enough power to call the parents and set an affordable bride price.” (link)

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July 28th, 2011 09:26:15