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A Beekeeper Thinking about the Fall

January 26th, 2026 by admin

(This is a guest post from ~lagrev-nocfep)

“A world of choice is a world of consequences. A world of consequences is a world where you can’t simply walk back what you just did and revert to the prior state. Of course an angel and a flaming sword bars the way. Of course the way is shut. The angel is called time. The sword is called agency.”


On capturing a wild swarm

Not the apotheosis of red sprung
From breast fast in cat’s jaw, the beekeeper’s
Elsewise pensive, wishing the bell unrung—
The hurt of husbandry falls on sleepers

Awaken! Now ronin against their wills
At last to die under stars—the sting
Is medicine or poison, but any dose still kills
By vigorous rattle of the chain of being.

In time’s amber light cannot help but cast
Shadow into the crucible of its absence.
The arrow’s head can be only forwards passed.
The world takes its meaning from its consequence.

Our poor eyes see marring, not the tale told.
But fire turns straw to a more perfect gold


The specific event was that I had to gather a wild swarm and for days afterwards confused and lost workers came back to the place the swarm had been looking for their home.

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January 26th, 2026 07:59:46

The Military Mental Model of Mormonism

August 20th, 2024 by admin

One of the blog’s greatest hits is MC’s essay the Military Mental Model of Mormonism. It continues to get attention and I recently discovered that the doofus who runs the blog has inadvertently marked it as private. That’s now fixed.

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August 20th, 2024 07:49:50

JG New Year’s Resolutions

January 01st, 2024 by admin

  1.  Curses on anyone who doesn’t read and comment on the JG.
  2. Curses on anyone who doesn’t curse anyone who doesn’t read and comment on the JG.
  3. Curses on anyone who doesn’t light a candle and stay up all night cursing anyone who doesn’t read and comment on the JG.
  4. Provide amusing quality LDS content.

Three out of four ain’t bad.

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January 01st, 2024 08:45:26

Wroke Havoc

April 19th, 2010 by admin

There are two spirits that this blog endorses: La Llorona and, of course, the spirit of pure reactionary obfuscation. It is therefore the policy of this blog to use the phrase “wroke havoc” in lieu of the more quotidian alternatives.

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April 19th, 2010 10:15:03

Lord Vader is Full of Hot Air

October 15th, 2009 by admin

Photo of a soaring Darth Vader hot air balloon.

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October 15th, 2009 11:08:31

Gentleman, Remove Your Hats

August 05th, 2009 by admin

This Blog will now doff its hats. It happens there are ladies online.

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August 05th, 2009 06:14:50

Chiang Kai-Shek

May 26th, 2009 by admin

The Junior Ganymede regrets to announce that the Generalissimo has declined our invitation to guest blog.

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May 26th, 2009 13:44:27