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Mature Reflections on Liberal Dysfunction

April 26th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

We’re normally against snark here. But sometimes you see a piece of unfair verbal cruelty so delicious it demands to be passed on. (more…)

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April 26th, 2012 12:31:55

Credit Where Credit is Due

April 25th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

Say what you like about the federal government, but at least they’re keeping us safe from the horrors of family farms and kids doing chores. Phewww. Now if they would only outlaw lightbulbs, fruit stands, and wooden toys, we’d be next door to utopia.

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April 25th, 2012 13:48:57

This Can’t Go On

April 24th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

The press has been stoking the fires of racial hatred in the Zimmerman-Martin affair. The results are what you’d expect, at least three different racially-motivated attacks by random blacks on random whites. The media hasn’t reported any of these results because that would look suspiciously like holding themselves accountable.

This can’t go on.

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April 24th, 2012 09:40:20

Great Britain Gives Great Washington His Due.

April 20th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

Here.

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April 20th, 2012 15:51:28

Abinadi Supports Proposition 8

April 20th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

Support for Proposition 8 isn’t compassionate or kindly, we are told. Teaching that same-sex acts are immoral is not brotherly or charitable, some say. There are those, even in the Church, who imply that if Jesus were here, he would take aside people with deep sexual impulses that departed from the norm, give them a fatherly pat, gaze soulfully into their eyes, and tell them to get their freak on. (more…)

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April 20th, 2012 11:43:40

The Only Good Swede

April 17th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

is a Swede whose grandparents emigrated to Wisconsin or Utah. (more…)

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April 17th, 2012 11:33:33

The Cohabitation Effect

April 16th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

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April 16th, 2012 13:10:46

Freedom to Have to Work

April 12th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

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April 12th, 2012 11:06:51

The Crime Against Acknowledging Naturism

April 12th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

Though Derbyshire meant it as a description of the late contretemps, this observation has too much truth to be left to languish in context: (more…)

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April 12th, 2012 10:05:31

Wiggle-Toe Easter

April 09th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

On the sweetness of Mormon life. (more…)

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April 09th, 2012 10:20:38

Did Pilate Have the Authority to Condemn Christ?

April 09th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

An interesting argument, from Dante, that not only did Pilate have the authority but it was necessary that he have the authority.

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April 09th, 2012 09:56:58

I Show ID to Buy Doritos at the Gas Station

April 09th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

But that’s consumerism. That matters. Voting, not so much.

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April 09th, 2012 09:38:27

Germany Set to Tax Young.

April 08th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

Brigham’s pissed.

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April 08th, 2012 22:06:41

Nothing Diffuses Racial Tension Like Gun-toting Racial Separatists

April 06th, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

If the media can’t provide accurate information, they can at least be funny. Hats off to the Miami New Times. (more…)

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April 06th, 2012 15:06:18

Getting the Government Out of Marriage

April 02nd, 2012 by Adam Greenwood

A little herbicide for this perennial noxious weed.

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April 02nd, 2012 14:57:07