We’re Mormon (mostly), American (mostly), and men (mostly), and not ashamed of it. Our interests are manifold, ranging from religion to politics to space. Like Shakespeare, we don’t mind mixing relentlessly frivolous posts of no merit with hysterically funny posts with more relentlessly frivolous posts of no merit with posts containing profound insights into the human condition and timeless prose.
We pity Utes, politicians, and Frenchmen. We are a proud sponsor of the Uninvited Loud Precision Band, the Internet Rocketeers Club, and Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty, as well as the advocacy group Cultists and Non-Christians for Jesus. We use the Calvin and Hobbes search engine. We are uxorious and philoprogenitive. We disapprove of trolloping around. We are aphoristic. We are holier-than-thou, and also more truculent. Our ineptitude charms.
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This blog is the culmination of a series of rollicking escapades, dare-devil adventures, and star-crossed romances (of the strictly heterosexual and non-consummated kind, we hasten to add). More here. Be warned, this is affecting stuff. Tears will be shed, snot will be blown.
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