Winesap apples with mesquite honey, almost thou persuadest me to be a sybarite.
Dang it. His Majesty read this over my shoulder, and now he’s drooling.
In a housing tract with orchard-themed street names (Apricot, Peach, Cherry, etc.), I live on Winesap Drive, which led to me looking up what a winesap is. I still haven’t bit into one.