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“A Bottle of Valley Tan”

June 30th, 2016 by MC

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As a rule, there are not many experiences more dull than being the only sober person at a gathering of drunk people. However, I have to think that even a teetotaler like me would have loved to be present the night that Sir Richard Burton sat down in American Fork, Utah for a “squar” drink with Porter Rockwell.

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June 30th, 2016 22:54:17

Childlike Agency

June 29th, 2016 by G.

Agency and choice is one of those tangled philosophical concepts.  But the reality is not tangled nor philosophical at all.  It is something simple that children can do.  It is so simple that children can understand it. (more…)

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June 29th, 2016 13:50:23

Daughters of Odessa (Martyrs of Modernism)

June 29th, 2016 by G.

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June 29th, 2016 10:07:10

Watchman, Warn the Wicked

June 28th, 2016 by G.

A milk-and-water allegiance kills; while a passionate devotion gives life and soul to any cause and its adherents. The troubles of the world may largely be laid at the doors of those who are neither hot nor cold; who always follow the line of least resistance; whose timid hearts flutter at taking sides for truth. As in the great Council in the heavens, so in the Church of Christ on earth, there can be no neutrality. We are, or we are not, on the side of the Lord. An unrelenting faith, contemptuous of all compromise, will lead the Church and every member of it, to triumph and the achievement of our high destiny. (more…)

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June 28th, 2016 07:30:27

What Joseph Smith Means

June 27th, 2016 by G.

Yesterday the men were talking about Brother Merrill’s sermon Joseph Smith did See God which was excerpted in last December’s Ensign magazine.  It got me thinking about what Joseph Smith means, even for non-Mormons. (more…)

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June 27th, 2016 10:50:57


June 24th, 2016 by Bertie

I am not one to boast–positively noted for my reserve and humility and all that–but we Woosters have been past masters of executing a quick, manly sneak to the exit since nigh on to the Crusades.  Dash it, the good ol’ escutcheon proclaims Felix Exitus en Exito or words to that effect.

Naturally, one feels a good deal of pride when Merry Olde England takes a look round at the Wooster oeuvre and says to itself, self, go and do thou likewise.  One feels rather bucked.  I mean to say, its a dashed honor.

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June 24th, 2016 08:29:28

What I didn’t Expect in 4th Nephi

June 23rd, 2016 by G.

We did a family reading of the first part of 4th Nephi.  I didn’t expect three things that I found. (more…)

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June 23rd, 2016 11:48:13

Wow, clean humor. 

June 22nd, 2016 by Bookslinger

www.youtube.com/studioctv.  Don’t let the fact that it’s from BYU dissuade you.  It’s hilarious.

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June 22nd, 2016 08:45:44

Resurrected in His Image

June 22nd, 2016 by G.

When we come up from the water we bear the Saviour upon our souls, on our heads, on our eyes, in our very inward parts, on all our members–Him who is pure from sin, free from all corruption, just as He was when He rose again and appeared to His disciples, as He was taken up, as He will come agin to demand the return of His treasure.

Thus we have been born; we have been stamped with Christ as though with some figure and shape.

-thus St. Nicholas Cabasilas.

He is referring to the Orthodox baptism, of course.  But it is true of our authorized baptism, and of the solemnities that occur in sacred places. (more…)

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June 22nd, 2016 06:00:30


June 21st, 2016 by Vader

Nothing defined the city of paper more than its bureaucratic fog. On one memorable occasion the vice president of a New York City bank applied for a job in Washington at the Office of Economic Warfare. While he awaited a reply, the agency’s head, Leo Crowley, happened to drop into the same bank and asked its president to recommend someone for the same job. The president suggested the very same vice president who had applied. Crowley hired him on the spot, and the banker moved to Washington. Weeks later he received a letter forwarded to him from New York. It was from the same agency, which rejected his original application on the grounds that he was not qualified for the job. That was painful enough, but on closer inspection the man discovered that he had signed the letter himself.

— Thus Maury Klein, A Call To Arms: Mobilizing America For World War II


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June 21st, 2016 18:05:20

An Alien Tried to Assassinate Trump

June 21st, 2016 by Patrick Henry

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June 21st, 2016 13:28:57

His Majesty’s cat

June 21st, 2016 by Vader

Actually, His Majesty has four cats. This is Zoe.


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June 21st, 2016 09:22:56

Japan is for the Japanese

June 21st, 2016 by G.

Most Mormons probably do not have a lot of stake patriotism anymore.  We move around too much, and the stakes change too much.

So we forget that they aren’t just administrative conveniences or levels in the priesthood hierachy. (more…)

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June 21st, 2016 07:30:06

Power and Other Words

June 20th, 2016 by G.

Here are some simple ways of defining key gospel terms that make them easier to understand and apply.  They are not the only possible meanings.  They are just true and productive meanings. (more…)

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June 20th, 2016 06:12:47


June 20th, 2016 by G.

A missionary in our ward said that when she first got to the mission she was very homesick.  She missed her family.

She prayed that the sadness would go away.  She wanted to be a missionary and have her heart in doing missionary work.  She did not want to be pining for her family.

She heard an answer that her feelings for her family helped her understand God’s feelings for his lost children and would help her be a better missionary.

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June 20th, 2016 05:56:07