Junior Ganymede
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We are not Doomed. Right?

December 09th, 2013 by Man SL

I used to imagine that it was possible to make substantive critiques of Obama’s policies without necessarily being a slobbering white supremacist. But I’ve finally been forced to face the ugly truth. After all, it’s a widely held belief on college campuses that all criticism of Obama stems from racial bias. This means that either they’re right, or our higher academic institutions are filled to the brim with mush-brained, dimwitted morons who possess the critical thinking skills of developmentally delayed toddlers. If the latter is true, we are doomed. We must flee into the woods before our civilization is destroyed by the Walking Dumb. I can not accept such a horrible vision of the future, so I choose to believe option one: they are right


-Thus Matt Walsh

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December 09th, 2013 13:45:03

December 10, 2013

Despair is a sin.

December 11, 2013

I don’t think it’s a sin to believe the world is going to Hell in a handbasket.

Just to despair over the fact.

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