Junior Ganymede
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September 30th, 2013 by Inigo Montoya

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

My father, may his memory be ever blessed, if he had made a list of things every man over 30 should have, would have had just two items:   

1. A wife.

2. Children.

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September 30th, 2013 10:26:15

Bertie W.
September 30, 2013

Oh, I say, dash it, I appear to be all out of these two must-have accessories. Could you recommend a worthy purveyor?

October 1, 2013

Bertie: Come to America. It’s a buyers’ market in that regard, with plenty of unmarried women with ready-made children, looking for a husband/father.

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