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The Constitution, Well-Watered

September 17th, 2013 by Bertie

It appears the Constitution is not being given straight and undilute to winsome little tikes, and a good thing too. The Constitution should be taken straight only by an experienced man of the world, vitals well-stapped, one who is accustomed to reading sprightly literature of the frank, forthright, and fearless variety. The man of the w. having ready access to one of Jeeve’s pick-me-ups, I need scarcely add. No, the Constitution is far too shocking a document for the pimples and lunchpail set. I understand its been banned in Boston.

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