Junior Ganymede
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“Rat sacrifices were performed to Tom Petty …”

June 30th, 2013 by Vader

“… because that’s how we roll in this lab.”     

The emphasis seems to be on biology and chemistry, whereas we are more high-energy physics types at Death Star, Incorporated; but I think we could make some startling revelations as well.

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June 30th, 2013 16:54:41
4 comments

Amelia Bedelia
June 30, 2013

Goodness gracious me. I had heard Tom Petty was a rock god, but I didn’t realize he was into blood sacrifice or was worshiped by scientists.


Bartleby
June 30, 2013

“but I think we could make some startling revelations as well.”

I would prefer not to hear any earth shattering revelations.


Dr. Evil
July 2, 2013

Have you seen the price of rat guillotines recently?


Monsieur Vader
July 2, 2013

And the $700 price tag doesn’t even include a tiny head basket.

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