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Qualified Endorsement of Black Beret Sunday

January 21st, 2013 by The Junior Ganymede

The Junior Ganymede endorses the Wear a Black Beret to Church movement, provided that the wearers are Frenchmen or otherwise persons of atrophied moral development.

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January 21st, 2013 14:46:00

January 21, 2013

I already wore a maroon tie to Church. Have since Christmas, when my oldest surviving relative gave me one she brought back from Italy. I felt obligated.

It doesn’t really go with the black plastic armor, but then it doesn’t really go well with anything.

January 21, 2013

Oh, no, sir, not that tie.

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