To help them with their matrimonical aspeerations:
Go South, young man.
I was genyooinely befuddled seein’ Yootah in the deep blue. I always figgered the gals stayed home while the menfolk went seekin’ their fortunes. You’d think them Yootah folks were still takin’ more than one gal apiece and leaving none for the young’uns, but that ain’t it.
Mayhaps I oughtn’t be so hard on my Yootah relations who fuss that you can’t find a good woman no more. Then again, they got 56 other states to choose to settle down in.