Junior Ganymede
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I Want a Daddy for Christmas

December 28th, 2012 by Adam G.

See here. But against the stupidities of our culture, even Santa struggles in vain.

More and more, American children don’t even know the man who fathered them.

Christ have mercy on them at this Christmas season.

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December 28th, 2012 05:53:37
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John Mansfield
December 28, 2012

A 10-year-old Webelos scout was getting ready to start pack meeting. He would conduct the opening, and I told him to find someone for the prayer. He thought the fellow sitting next to the other den leader was a good candidate.

“Wendy, could your, your [pause grasping for the right word, not part of his standard vocabulary] your boyfriend say the opening prayer.”
“My boyfriend? You mean my husband?”
“Husband! That’s right; husband. Could he say the prayer?” And so the bishop, husband of the den leader, offered the opening prayer at the appropriate time.


Vader
December 28, 2012

Meanwhile, Putin has signed the ban on American adoption of Russian orphans (who now have lost their biggest opportunity to get out of the dismal Russian orphanages) and is calling on the other nations of the world to do the same.

New tsar, same as the old tsar.


Jeeves
December 28, 2012

With less noblesse oblige, sir.

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