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American Births Reach All Time Low

November 30th, 2012 by Adam G.

Citizen birthrates have dropped by 6% and immigrant birthrates have dropped by 14%, according to a Pew study. (more…)

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November 30th, 2012 13:42:15

The Calvin and Hobbes Search Engine

November 30th, 2012 by The Junior Ganymede

The Committee is pleased to announce the addition of the Calvin and Hobbes search engine to the sidebar, for the convenience of gentlemen.

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November 30th, 2012 12:15:13

Nikolas Ventura-Arencon

November 29th, 2012 by Vader

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November 29th, 2012 23:19:51

New Mexicans Need Passport Cards to Fly Commercially

November 28th, 2012 by The Junior Ganymede

As a public service to our numerous New Mexican membership, the Junior Ganymede reminds you that starting in 2013 New Mexican drivers licenses are no longer valid forms of ID for going through security at airports.

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November 28th, 2012 11:37:56

Compact, Cheap Nuclear Space Power

November 28th, 2012 by Pecos Bill

I reckon them smart fellers up north is durn near the inventingest cusses in the territory, and I own as how their latest contraption is a stupefyin’ doozy. Me and Widowmaker aim to trade in our campfire for one o’ these here little numbers next time as we go to roundin’ up cattle on mah lunar spread.

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November 28th, 2012 09:02:35

Obama Bureacracy Outlaws Prediction Markets

November 27th, 2012 by Adam G.

Its stuff like this that gets my goat more than the big issues. I probably have ground my teeth more over Washington banning my lightbulbs, fruitstands, children toys, and simple credit transactions than I have the stuff that’s actually killing the countries.

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November 27th, 2012 14:57:41

Tolkien sings from the Hobbit

November 27th, 2012 by Adam G.

Not exactly a sonorous baritone.

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November 27th, 2012 13:07:02

The Evils of Drink

November 25th, 2012 by Adam G.

The problem with alcohol is that it teaches you to be sober when you’re not drunk.

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November 25th, 2012 15:50:51

Israel, Root and Branch

November 24th, 2012 by Adam G.

After the olive orchard parable in Jacob 5, the prophet Jacob comments in Jacob 6:4–

And how merciful is our God unto us, for he remembereth the house of Israel, both roots and branches and he stretches forth his hands unto them all the day long . . . .

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November 24th, 2012 08:58:15

Man divorces/sues wife for giving birth to “sweet spirit”.

November 23rd, 2012 by Bookslinger

Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity. (more…)

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November 23rd, 2012 14:10:14

Food storage ideas and kitchen tips.

November 22nd, 2012 by Bookslinger

These are great knife sharpeners. They are crossed metal rods embedded in a plastic handle that you rest on the edge of a table or counter-top. I don’t know how well they work on sporting knives, but on kitchen knives they are great. They sharpen quickly and are seemingly foolproof. I have the set of three devices, with a total of four sharpening surfaces (from coarse to smooth): restore, sharpen, hone, polish/straighten. Using steel rods avoids the dusty gritty mess of dry sharpening stones, or the messiness of stones that require water or oil. 10 easy and quick strokes on the sharpening set of rods, and 10 on the honing set will get a dull knife slicing through meat and tomatoes like butter.

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November 22nd, 2012 15:18:03

Its a Long Way Down

November 21st, 2012 by Adam G.

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November 21st, 2012 14:39:47

The Father of History

November 20th, 2012 by Adam G.

History’s father is the human heart.

Thus J.E. Dyer.

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November 20th, 2012 08:18:12

Mars Won’t Turn You into a Mutant with Superpowers.

November 19th, 2012 by Pecos Bill

I ain’t minding this news much personal, but I’m right sorry at the disappointment you fellers must be feelin’.

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November 19th, 2012 08:53:16

Saying good things about Mormons and the church.

November 18th, 2012 by Bookslinger

Stephen Mansfield writes a flattering article about the LDS church and members in the Huffington Post.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/stephen-mansfield/the-mormonizing-of-americ_b_2083125.html

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November 18th, 2012 15:28:33