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No Longer a Cult, Too Sad to Exult

October 30th, 2012 by Adam G.

Mormon man bids mournful farewell to the cult lifestyle.

I gotta agree, I’m gonna miss those wild cult days of secret temple rites and fanatical devotion to the Pope Prophet. They will be hard to give up. In fact, I won’t give them up. Our regular meeting of Cultists and Non-Christians for Jesus will take place as scheduled.

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October 30th, 2012 11:38:57
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Vader
October 30, 2012

“Cultists and Non-Christians for Jesus” … classic.

I’m going to miss my secret Deseret lapel microphone, though. Though I never picked up anything interesting with it: For some reason, for many years now, I’ve never been able to walk into a room without all the conversation subsiding.

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