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The Only Platonic Friendships are with Plato

October 26th, 2012 by Adam G.

Scientists, busily putting the ‘duh’ into Ph.D., have established that men and women can’t just be friends.

This important research was prefigured by a ground-breaking investigation from Utah State. Science! Progress! Behold the burgeoning wave of knowledge unfurling like the bursting ascent of new dawn!

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October 26th, 2012 08:18:52
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Agellius
October 26, 2012

That is good stuff. The video especially brought the point home. My son in college had a “platonic” friendship with a girl last year, and this year decided it couldn’t go on like that. I’ll have to share this with him.

“Behold the burgeoning wave of knowledge unfurling like the bursting ascent of new dawn!”

LOL!

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