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Madonna endorses Mitt Romney

September 27th, 2012 by Vader

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September 27th, 2012 14:13:33
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Michael Towns
September 27, 2012

It’s a rather anemic threat, considering the fact that she strips onstage on a fairly regular basis.

However, if voting for Romney will help her stay modest and obey the law of chastity, then so be it.


Fiona
September 28, 2012

Sorry to disappoint you but she didn’t actually say she’d strip naked onstage. What she said was if Obama wins a second term “I’ll take it all off”. That doesn’t have to take place onstage and I’m sure it wouldn’t (tho why not, she has such a great body). I’m more inclined to think it would mean a photoshoot. Also @Michael Towns, I regard ‘strips onstage’ as meaning get naked, which Madonna has never done on a stage. So she flashed …. great boobs, great butt, she’s entitled. I’ve been at concerts where guys play the whole show stripped to the waist, set their pubic hair on fire , and/ or moon the audience! What’s the difference? Oh yeah…. I believe Madonna still had fishnets and undies on. Hardly a strip dear!!! Lighten up, you know you want her to!


Vader
September 28, 2012

“I’m more inclined to think it would mean a photoshoot.”

So it’s a rather tepid endorsement. Which means (and I never thought I’d hear myself say this) that Madonna finally has something in common with Rick Santorum.

“why not, she has such a great body”

De gustibus non disputandem est.

“I’ve been at concerts where guys play the whole show stripped to the waist, set their pubic hair on fire , and/ or moon the audience!”

A couple of thoughts that immediately popped into my head:

Great balls of fire!

That’s no moon.

But seriously, if their music was any good, I don’t see why they would feel the need for such divertissements.


John Mansfield
September 28, 2012

You think you know your readership, and then a Celtic Madonna fan reminds you that time and Google reach far and wide.


Agellius
September 28, 2012

LOL

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