I ain’t mighty tender-hearted, but I reckon as I do succumb to an impulse o’ fairness every now and agin. That there impulse is why I do mah man-killin’ with a long gun or six-shooters, not with mah fists. I’m just ornery enough to want to give them human varmints a chance. No, sir, when I get to expressin’ mah dissatiesfaction with the reprobate population, out o’ sheer kindness I keep Armageddon and Apocalypse gripped to a gun.
August 07th, 2012 by Pecos Bill